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Murphy  Do you like Frenchies? And the beach? And dogs that don't post too much? Join me πŸ‘ΉBorn 7/25/2005

Yes, you may touch me. πŸ‘Ή

If I had a garden, I'd plant your two lips next to my two lips.
πŸŒ·πŸ‘ΉπŸŒ·.
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#sayitoutloud #happymonday

My dentist said I need a crown.
I'm all "I know, right!?!?".
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πŸ‘‘πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘‘

Hey babe, I think our weekend plans should look like this.
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#daydreaming #palmsprings

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May your 2016 be as handsome as me πŸŒ΄πŸ‘ΉπŸŒ΄.
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#playonplayer

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And now for my Baby Seal impression. .
πŸ’¦πŸ‘ΉπŸ’¦.
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#omgstop #sealselfie

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The face you make when you realize what a naughty boy you were this year. πŸŽπŸ‘ΉπŸŽ.
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#noregrets #bornthisway

If I fits, I sits! βž°πŸ‘Ήβž°.
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#snugglebug #pillowgang

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WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS SOONER?? .
#roadtrip #roaddog
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πŸ†πŸŒ΅πŸš˜πŸŒ΅πŸ†

So what's your favorite utensil? I love to spoon. πŸ’‹πŸ΄πŸ’‹.
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#willspoonfortreats #cuddlemonster

I'm like a campfire. I'm incredibly hot and everyone wants s'more...
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πŸ”₯πŸ‘πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘πŸ”₯.
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#hottie

A wild beast in his native habitat πŸŒ²πŸ‘ΉπŸŒ².
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#handsomebastard #wildanimals

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