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Hamp Clarence  I was dying to go there and when I got there I died.

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How can you be guilty and a hero at the same time.

I got my dogs ears pressed down today! He absolutely loves it. I'm doing a small startup called presseddogears.com if you want your best friend to be truly happy you'll have this done. They can get those pesky ears out of the way of the back of their heads truly great product.

Old timey ass emails and shit.

Dudes night out.

I guess this is what Facebook if for now?

Your breath smells like you're addicted to huffing toots you little devil.

12 minutes of Son Volt and a guy missing his Yakima.

When you thought your dog escaped and found him in your car from two days earlier.

Please don't commit Harry Carey you can always call someone.

I bench all the weight how ever many are at the gym SON!

On fucking Valentine's Day how am I gonna buy bae a steak! Fuck you Entergy for ruining my favorite holiday.

It's never easy when you see someone reaching for the moon but gets left in a coal pit. Life is a coal pit if you let it be. Don't become this hand, 33 followers that I didn't pay for.

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