Peter Habbit Looking for trouble in all the right places.
Work hard, play with yourself harder.
Where has Christmas gone?
My new slogan: No taxes for taxis.
My doctor gave me this apple.
Ghosts have a funny way of reminding you of all sorts of weird shit.
People have nothing better to do.
Happy thanksgiving to all puppet countries that celebrate American holidays!
Politics is the only thing worth fighting for.
When I was a democrat.#tbt #trump
A life-size teddy bear is something to have at any age, practically free if you return it in 30 days.
Quit smoking while you can.