gregg gregg

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Gregg™  Hi, I'm Gregg. I like long walks on the beach, drinking all your booze and being a douche. You'll probably hate me. Don't stare at my butt.

I realize he's just an electrician but I don't understand why he can't water my lawn while he's just fucking standing there doing nothing.

As good a place to take a dump as any

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Nothing like a vanilla cappuccino while the sun just shits on everything.

Of all the trails I've found near my house this one definitely seems the rape-iest.

A man and his dog

I thought she'd be taller.

Glossing over the fact that this is crooked and not evenly spaced I'm guessing this must be some sort of ink blot test. I see a clown hacking nuns with chainsaws. What do you see?

I wonder how many people those horses would eat if I set them free...and gave them an adrenaline shot.

I think they're lesbians. Not that there's anything wrong with that. #scissorsisters

I owe @hairraiser a selfie and @burn_and_build threatened to send me yet another dick pic if I didn't do a black and white one. So tadaa n shit.

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