you've been sent down to explore the depths of the oceans, deep down where only the most alien creatures can survive stumbling around in the dark while living off the earth's gingivitis that lives near those thermal vents. As you descend, the rivets of your submarine ache and moan under the pressure. Panic sets in and you push the creeping claustrophobia into the farthest reaches of your mind (you end up pushing it next to the memories of that time your grandma's tiddy flopped out her shirt while she was bending over to pick up her dentures). 4 days later
You're 20,000 leagues under now and surrounded by darkness with only a small observation light guiding you through the bowels of the ocean. A figure starts to form in the dim outskirts of your observable area and you decide to check it out. As you get closer it turns out to be General Sam who then proceeds to slap ur gf's ass, whaddaya do?