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Audrey  I love being vain and my Fatty, Fighter & Penny.

Breaking stereotypes: great grandma gave Penny a masak masak set and Fighter a plane. They promptly exchanged toys. πŸ˜‚

Brother and sister but so different from each other! Went for their report card days and teachers said both critters are developing so differently and independent from each other. Blogged their reports! Guess who's the sensitive one and who's the kiasu one? #fightertiah #penelopetiah #heyjudepennylane @timtiah or click LINK IN BIO

Today I carried Le Mochi (who fell asleep) from the car all the way to her gym class. Put her down when we reached and realized she had no shoes on WTF. πŸ€ͺ

But she was wearing shoes in the car one! Dropped somewhere along the way and neither of us noticed. πŸ”ͺ I tried to trace our footsteps but cannot find already, probably swallowed by the sands of time wtf.

Never mind I read somewhere that children of incompetent parents turn out very resourceful and independent. #penelopetiah

Me being Paula Abdul wtf. I recently got the chance to be a panel judge for an entrepreneurs convention as well as a speaker.... Which I rejected. πŸ˜‚ Wrote about the whole story on my blog. (LINK IN BIO!) Spoiler: I did end up speaking la which I'm very glad of. We need more female representation!

This photo not very nice but I needed one of the two of them to tell this #thingsfightersays #thingspennysays story.

Fighter: Mommy, next time when I'm reborn will I be a boy or a girl?
Me: (wondering who told him about reincarnation) maybe girl, maybe boy, we won't know.
Fighter: No! I don't wanna be a girl!
Me: You won't remember you used to be a boy anyway so you won't mind. Besides that's not the only thing. You could be reborn as an animal too, like a dog or a cow if you're not good.
Fighter and Penny: *gasp*
Me: (grabbing opportunity to teach them life lessons) Yea that's why you have to be good people. You have to be kind to other people ok?
Fighter: (thinks) Mommy you know in school when I cannot finish my food I share with Lim Su Yee.
Me: Oh. Er yes that's generous of you.
Penny: And also mommy, when I cannot finish my food I give to Dada (the nanny)
Me: Eh for you it's cos you don't want to eat your food right?That's why you give to Dada.
Penny: Yea.
Me: That's not counted lolol.
Penny: It is!
Me: So if your food is fries (her all time favorite food) would you give to Dada?
Penny: No because Dada don't like fries.
Me: What if Dada liked fries? And she wanted to eat your fries? Would you give her?
Penny: No. Dada only likes broccoli and fish and rice.
. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I've raised a fries monster! Check out my IG stories to see her reaction when I swipe her fries. #fightertiah #penelopetiah #heyjudepennylane @timtiah

Girls generation wtf. Like grandmother, like mother, like daughter. Happy birthday mumsy! @joyceleonglp #penelopetiah πŸ“· @barryooi

#thetwogirls after ballet the other day. They've been friends since they were both a year old. And their sitting leg positions are still crossed demurely at the ankle for Mia and kaki terkangkang for Penny. πŸ˜’ Some things never change. πŸ˜‚ Swipe left to see one year old Penny and Mia!

Testing out new armchairs at @colony.kl Eco City today! #colonycoworkingspace

Here's another conversation I overheard.

Fighter: Penny, who's the oldest in your class?
Penny: Um.. Davinia! (the teacher)
Fighter:??? No I mean who's the oldest child??"
Penny: I dunno Koko. I've never seen an old child before. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #thingsfightersays #thingspennysays #fightertiah #penelopetiah #heyjudepennylane @timtiah

Group photo with the girls. πŸ˜‚

Bought this cute top + shorts set for Penny and she refused to wear... Because shorts. *tears hair out* in the end I promised her I'd wear yellow pants with her then only she relented. She did complain why my pants got no red flowers like her but let it go phew wtf.

#penelopetiah #twinning #audfit @timtiah

I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. #zoolander #fightertiah @timtiah

I didn't know until today how beautiful the view is from our new Colony. 😱 πŸŒ† @colony.kl #colonycoworkingspace

You can do anything if you're in a tutu. Penny firmly stands by that belief. #penelopetiah @timtiah

This pic is from Father's Day lunch recently and I'm posting it cos it's apt for a Funny Fat Her story I just blogged. My dad is the best. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ LINK IN BIO!

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