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One Half of Adam and Symon  The alphabetically first part of Adam & Symon commonly found on the comfy seat next to @_thisissymon_ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ“บ

Call me Buffet, Warren Buffet. Today's investments - chai latte, smoothie, pineapple juice, yoghurt, bircher muesli with berry compote, smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel, mushrooms, baked beans, bacon, omelette with the lot, hash browns x2, toast, muffin, croissant, danish and a mandarin. Successful morning at the stock market. #NoLunchOrDinnerRequires

I'm more a 'take the photo from below to show off the underside of your chin' kind of guy #take2

Annabelle has already found her sleeping bag for the annual Christmas camping trip #FullBodyDoona

Absolute back row bandit for @jerryseinfeld. As in, the very back row of the back rows. So far back, I can smell the toilets. Lucky me!

Grandma has decided that her 5 great grandchildren will call her GG (pronounced Gigi). You're now not the best Gigi in the world @gigihadid

Protect the neck, protect the neck, protect the neck, protect the neck! #BlobbyWilliams

Aways difficult to tell the difference between a passport photo and a mugshot

A couple of great mates, born on the exactly the same day, look forward to a knock off butterbeer to celebrate their joint birthday #HappyBirthdayHarry

Do you have red hair? Yes.
Do you have facial hair? No.
Do you have glasses? No.
Are you Frans? Yes.

The old girl Marge has ticked over 250,000kms. She's 1/4 of the way to the glorious time when the odometer resets to zero. Here's to the next 750,000! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

So much zen. So much peace. So much up-short. #YinYang

Why are they called 'pokies'? Is it because you 'poke' the buttons? We're they called pokies even when they were the pull slot machines?
Either way, this machine, which proclaimed to be a 'lock', cost me $4 #FridayKnockoffs

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