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Amy Elizabeth  One day I will find my Flugelbinder. It's not what the world can give you, but what you can give the world 🌍 amycoates101@gmail.com

I am a car!
On Saturday something happened that has bugged me ever since. I was walking down the street when, for want of a better word, a child -though he was drinking a monster and if he’s law abiding that’s over 16, looked me dead in the eye and said to his friend “What do you think? At best, a 3/10” it took me a few paces to realise what he had said and by this point any witty or scathing remarks I may have thought up were a moo point. Now, I had just returned from a 10 mile hike in mostly rain and was wearing the sexiest of all garments, a pac a mac, my hair was in its classic pineapple birds nest and zero makeup because in a toss up between applying make up or sleep I chose sleep! So I knew that I wasn’t looking my best. It wasn’t what he said that bothered me but in what world is it ok to say that out loud to someone’s face. That my friend is bull shit. Girls have enough trouble battling the person in the mirror, they don’t need people like that voicing things that could potential crush someone.
I am a big believer in @wheatpraylove theory of being a car. You don’t need anyone to tell you how great you are because you are already a car. Some days I am a merely a Ford Fiesta, sometimes I am a sassy Nissan Figaro and sometimes, just sometimes I am an E-type jag in racing green. I am an e-type jag in this photo. It was taken at 1am, it’s blurry and even though I thought I was straight on to those damn wings I really wasn’t, but that doesn’t matter because I had an awesome dress on, I had brushed my hair and though you can’t see I was wearing flats! I could conquer the world. So ladies screw what anybody else thinks and be a car!
#bodypositive #selfcare #selflove #etypejag #beacar #henleyfestival #angelwings #effyourbeautystandards @coast_stores @asos #fblogger #bblogger #monster #beauty #beautiful #moopoint #friends #wings #happy #happiness #essay #bodyconfidence #bodyshape #mybody #realtalk thank you @chessieking #dearbodythankyou

Was really trying to avoid the whole slider situation but when they are this groovy how can you say no! Got to love a @tkmaxx discovery!
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My listing has got out of hand! That pile is my schedule of regimented fun for the first 4 days of my @edfringe trip. Including travel times between venues! I will not be caught out this year. @alex_kettell be proud. Then I have a list in my book of all the dishes I need for a birthday party and next to that is my list of ingredients. One could be forgiven for thinking I am the worlds most organised person. I am not, I just love a list! Somewhere in there is a list of the lists I need to make!
Does anyone else add things to lists they have already done just so they can cross them off! Haggis gives a grand total of zero shits that he is at great risk of being buried in lists.
#lists #ilovelists #ineedhelp #recycle #recycledpaper #edinburgh #fringe #comedy #cat #catsofinstagram #birthday #food #foodporn #cook #preparationpreventspisspoorperformance #apparently #ijustlovelists #home #hideouscarpet #haggis

Bought hummus, forget the picking bread. Did not want to go back out again. So, thought I, I will make some bread. Two hours of proving and many moons of kneading later. I have hedgehog rolls. Next project: make them gluten free!
#bread #homemade #baking #baker #paulhollywood #hedgehog #pinterest #hummus #yum #foodporn #carbs #happy #vegan #glutenfree #bodypositivity #picnic #mytinyatlas #home #spike #raisens #innerchild

Going home is always great. Going home and finding your sister made you an awesome present is even better. Thank you @wheatpraylove. These are the original sketches for Disney characters next to the finished piece. Tangled would have been a whole different ball game! It shows that nothing is perfect first time round. I love it! Now to decide where to put it. #home #sister #presents #homemade #disney #art #sketches #nobodysperfect #firstattempt #ursula #littlemermaid #tangled #flynnrider #toystory #woody #buzz #snowwhite #evilqueen #apple #lessons #family #hometime

#whatsinmybag others have beautifully colour coordinated items. Everything serving a purpose.
Not this girl! No I prefer to walk around with 3 tangled ear buds (2 of which don’t work, don’t know which) a book I finished reading last month and a shed load of receipts. None of which are useful to me!
Also, note the money, money that’s not in the purse, it’s by the purse. That’s a hot tip for a great Friday, hiding currency in the depths of your bag!
There is also flyers from last years @edfringe so we must clear out to make room for this years!
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The garden of unknown flowers continues! I have no idea what this is! My feed seems to be very floral at the moment. I like it.
#myhappyplace #flowers #pink #garden #chelseaflowershow #gardening #greenthumb #shed #fblogger #bblogger #myhome #pinklady

I am pretty sure this is a weed.... but it’s too pretty to pull up just yet
#gardening #flowers #greenthumb #pink #weed #weeding #garden #home #sun #summer #spring #flowering #myhappyplace #mytinyatlas #fblogger #bblogger

The flowers continue. Long may the garden that flowers by itself continue. #gardening #greenthumb #bluebell #flowers #garden #grass #happy #pruning #blue #mytinyatlas #home #fblogger #bblogger #wedding #flowerfairy

I don’t think I have made this arrangement quite big enough! This is what happens when you prune a Lilac and can’t bear to just throw it all away. All empty vessels are now holding Lilacs. It’s like living in a floral explosion and I am ok with that.
#gardening #greenthumb #garden #lilac #flowers #flowerarrangement #centrepiece #wedding #flowerexplosion #vase #pruning #montydon #mytinyatlas #myhappyplace #happy #sunday #weekend #instadaily #instagood #fblogger #bblogger #secretgarden

C is for.... Comedy. Alphabet dating continues just a casual 3 months after the first one!
Never been to a stadium comedy night before usually I am close enough to the comedian to successfully throw my underwear at them or rotten tomatoes and actually hit them....performance hilarity dependant on which item is thrown.
NB. I have never thrown anything on stage. It requires a type foresight which I was not blessed with. A real logistical nightmare! What if you were wearing a play suit?

One day I would like to go to any performance where underwear is actually thrown! If you are an underwear thrower, do you come prepped with underwear to throw or do you just strip and throw?
#comedy #michaelmcintyre #birmingham #funny #stadium #alphabetdating #c #stage #worldtour #datenight #fblogger #bblogger #knickers #elvis #friday #deepthoughts #showerthoughts #logisticalnightmare #mytinyatlas #instadaily #instalove #instamoment #rottentomatoes #comedians #atlas #globe #arenabirmingham

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