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A. FERZAN // ياللا  🥐 ɴᴀʀᴄ ᴢᴜᴄᴋᴇʀʙᴇʀɢ

GIMMIE A GRAIN CRANE 2 XXXCAVATE DEEZ PULVERIZED ‘BONZOS INTO MY FUCKIN’ HEAD HOLE, I’M ON A HUGE LEVEL!!

LIVE A LITTLE U FR33KS! ⚰️

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Dear Busses of America, please prioritize your next high speed encounter!

Metal is my fav potty genre.

Get ur early birds ASAP, shit’s going down any minute.

WEIRD RULE, but okay! (I’ll try anything once, tbh) 😳

VITAMIN DD, DOCTOR PRESCRIBED! (.Y.)

⚠️WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! ⚠️ WE ARE ALL JUST AVATARS IN A FIRST PERSON ROLE PLAYING SIMULATION DESIGNED FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF HIGH POWERED ALIEN ILLUMINATI LIZARDS! 👽🦎🕹

...and for a pro-level travel hack, NEVER COME BACK. 🚀🌠

I’d honestly rather be at work... or the dmv... or right in front of a train going 95mph.

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR LIVING SO OFFENSIVELY RADICAL.

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