#MaryWatchesHeartland Well look at me posting on time for the first time this season 👍
-Opening riding montage is Georgie not Amy, does that mean we won't even get to see Amy ride at all this episode?? Ugh
-Val comes to see the girls and pass judgment on them for not jumping her horse 24 hours a day, because nothing keeps a showjumper's legs in tip top shape like pounding over 5ft fences for hours everyday.
-The rodeo school are wrestling steers but Jade only has to grab a ribbon off one because she's a girl. Can the boys not do that too though? Seems way kinder to the cattle than being wrestled. I guess maybe its an important skill for ranchers to learn but sheesh it seems a little rough.
-One of the boys mocks Jade's run and insists that his sister Avery have a turn and she wrestles the steer to the ground, which is all very impressive but would have clearly lost her the competition because that's not the objective of the girls sport and she didn't even grab the ribbon. Sure, Jade can't wrestle a steer, but she CAN follow instructions 💁
-Avery is actually really nice but Jade is understandably pissed about being shown up. If Avery were a dude this would be foreshadowing for Jade's next relationship, because as we know no-one can date anyone on Heartland unless they start off by hating the other person.
-Omg Caleb and Cass are trying to have a baby?? Guys you only got a dog LAST WEEK! You are not ready for this! Well Cass is, Cass is cool. Caleb probably still has to use velcro shoe laces and opens beers with his teeth.
-Georgie wants to do it all and be the best trick rider as well as the best show jumper. Amy helps by showing off some trick riding and uh wait did I miss something? When did Amy become a pro trick rider? This is the one thing Georgie should be better at than her, she has had WAY more training than Amy. But okay sure, any time someone shows up Georgie I'm cool with it 💁
-Goddamn that pony mobile over Lindy's crib is cute.
-Lindy is teething. Now I don't much about humans but based on my experience of my puppy teething, my advice to Ty and Amy is to avoid Lindy's mouth by all means possible and let her chew on as many logs of wood as she wants