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Mary  On a mission to photograph every horse I meet πŸ˜‰


Fickle is quite "expressive" when she plays πŸ˜‚

Beach races need to become a thing in Canterbury πŸ€”

Well he didn't win any races (3rd is still good though!) but Riley was definitely the most popular pony on the beach! πŸ˜‚

That is the face of a man who knows his horse is by far the fastest in the race and he's about to make $300 for a casual gallop down the beach πŸ˜‚

Archie and Teddy are paddock mates now apparently πŸ˜‚

Fickle in the stanky pond she isn't allowed in, with brown water dripping from her mouth #classy πŸ˜‚

Dear British People,
We need to have some words about pavlova. I've just been watching The Great Comic Relief Bake Off where one of the challenges was to make a pavlova. Except was it really? Because the "ideal" pavlova was a three tiered cake made of giant flat meringues. The only person who successfully made a pavlova was criticised for it being too tall and having a fluffy centre. Here's the thing Brits, we invented the pavlova in New Zealand so this is not a matter of you doing it "differently", you are simply doing it wrong. Pavlovas should have only one layer. They should be tall, taller than a cake. They should have a thin crispy crust and the filling should be full of fluffiness. There should not be large air pockets like you have in a meringue. Finally, a pavlova is NOT a meringue. Please adjust your recipe books accordingly.
New Zealand πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ

Riley 😍 I plan on naming a product after this pony someday (if I can ever come to an agreement with my manufacturer πŸ˜…)

Finally got those photos of Paris with no tack/halter/rug running free like a wild pony 😍

Teddy and his true love: the wheelbarrow ❀️

Ugh I have to teach spoiled sports star teenage boys tonight πŸ˜’ Every fucking time: "I'm bored. I'm tired. Are we done yet. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. No. Can I leave now? Miss I don't know. But I'm tirrrrredd!" Jesus fucking christ its only 20 minutes of your week, please can you just pretend to give a shit 😫 It wouldn't be so bad except that I have to teach 6 in a row so its two hours of asshole spoilt brats not co-operating πŸ™„

I keep thinking I need to take more photos and forgetting the 6000 photos I have already waiting to be sorted and edited πŸ™„ Not to mention three videos I filmed but haven't edited yet πŸ™ˆ

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