How to break up with your girlfriend in 64 easy steps. .
Phase 1 : The build up
Get a girlfriend. Be together for a while. Know you gonna be together forever. Assume you gonna be together forever. Start to wonder if you really are gonna be together forever. Start having sex a lot less often. Wonder if you drifting apart. Have an argument about her parents. Have an argument about your parents. Have no idea who she is speaking to on the phone. Notice other girls have been looking you over. Start complaining to your friends a lot. Have an argument about your job. Have an argument about your clothes. Have an argument about valentines day. Have an argument about a frying pan. Break up. .
Phase 2 : The second childhood
Feeling of relief. Feeling of anticipation. Feeling of adventure. Feeling of light stomach. Start going to a lot of parties. Rediscover all the music you like. Start dating people casually. Have a one night stand with a girl you met on the bus. Start making plans for your new future. Receive a drunk call from your ex while on the way home from a party. Meet at her place for a drink. Have sex. .
Phase 3 : The back together
Talk about how much you've grown. Talk about how much you've missed each other. Talk about how things are better now than before. Spend at least one holiday looking at the stars on the roof of your appartment building. Sort of miss the feeling of freedom, but that's ok. Sort of miss the feeling of adventure, but that's ok. Sort of miss the music you were listenning to, but that's ok. Start to not having sex as often again, and thats not quite so ok. Have a small argument about a movie. Have a medium argument about money. Have a large argument about environmental responsability. Have an insane argument that you can never really figure out what it was about. Break up.