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e.SILVER ๐Ÿ•ด  social capitalist socially capitalizing being charmingly sarcastic or sarcastically charming ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฝ. (SILVER / BHARTI holdings )

Welllllll that was nuts ๐Ÿ˜ณ.... Iโ€™ll lead with if any of our buddies had weddings planned for this calendar year , Iโ€™d start thinking of excuses to prolong till the hype wears off from this fantasy land wedding weekend. What the fuck just happened here , that was the such an amazingly planned , executed and celebrated way to make things official for two of my best friends #inthejennickoftime @nickfreda @jennabitovenaumovich . I will say that amongst the beautiful decor , amazing food , fun surprises and endless laughs .... headlined by the duo of beauticians #odogansdoyle the Jeffโ€™s; there were some aspects for me that really made this night special . @nickfreda has been one of my best buds for nearly 8 years and altho he can toss on 4 different blazers in one night , charm a crowd , wake up at 5:30 am everyday โ€œ allegedly โ€œ , chum it up with 9 ppl at once with a smile on his mug and have pretty much the entire country ouh and awe at him all night with compliments.. thatโ€™s not what made it a life changing night for him . To see his family proudly and openly accepted by jennas as if they had all been one long before nick n gene had even met is just one of the perhaps less glamours or exciting aspects of the night which I know he holds dear ... another being how his two wise cracking , hilariously ridiculous puck buddies โ€œ Jeffโ€™s โ€œ could switch gears on a dime during their roast session and be brought to a combination or joyous / saddening tears when speaking about their buddy nick and his loyalty. What all this means is despite last night being the most incredible event most will ever attend , the real WOW factor laid in the less noticeable details . Im confident in saying that I know for a fact it was all the monuments such as those from last night the beautiful bride and her ugly husband will surely cherish for many years. Congrats u two , Love ya both.

Today is the day โ€œ BROTHER โ€œ to : the tower of power , whoโ€™s too sweet to be sour the most slick of Nickโ€™s ... on this day , I set you free . Youโ€™re a lucky man @nickfreda to have such an amazing bride @jennabitovenaumovich who frankly all of ur friends In attendance today โ€œ and the millions of fans watching around the world โ€œ still canโ€™t seem to comprehend how you finessed her to partner up with you till the end of time . ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ.. ๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿผ.. ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ โฌ…๏ธ #meangene #notokerlund @oliverrota that ones for you โœŠ๐Ÿฝ. So happy to share today with both you guys #inthejennickoftime All I ask of both @sara_jeanswest and @jennabitovenaumovich is that you allow @nickfreda and I to continue our insanely ridiculous, at times inappropriate tradition of #tagteam Halloween costumes ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ. See yaโ€™ll tonight #machoman #hulkster #legendsneverdie #wwe

A quick preview of what this weekend is gonna look like ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ... sorry buds #hideyowife @nickfreda . Gene @jennabitovenaumovich Iโ€™m not bringing a wedding gift so hopefully this will do ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคซ. In all seriousness I donโ€™t get out of my cage that often anymore but being able to watch two of the biggest beauties this world has to offer , make it official this weekend is all I could ask for ! ๐Ÿฅ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿผ Canโ€™t wait to see you In that dress Nicky, I hear itโ€™s too die for !

One way to shut myself up about the heinous daily commute is to mix in a filthy mobile office .... makes total sense right ? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ ( to all my other fellow degenerate morons who spend too much on 4 wheeled friends ). You know who you are ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคช @kash_p23 @chrefre5h @joshhillart @chasezimmerman @jeremiarudan to name a few ... big round of applause to the soldiers of @premiertire stixx and uncle carm for banging out my flavour of the month ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ. #s63 #murderedout #meandmyshadow #24s

Heโ€™s now used it more than @sara_jeanswest and I both ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Jk we all know the kid gets his #comingtoamerica on daily in this bishhh #fashionoverfunction ๐Ÿ˜’

Jew-pac or Jewber driver ? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ? Im an idiot ... but I bought this beastly Benz to be โ€œdrivenโ€ in ( cause everyone knows my patience level and temperament) since this cityโ€™s traffic levels have become as fluent as me reading a Japanese newspaper with my tongue cut off ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ. Hooooowever.... after โ€œdriving โ€œ this s63 again , I think Iโ€™ve just become the chauffeur ๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ค. Things a monster and growls like a rig . I guess I need a few clients to drive now ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค. #ihavecandyihavecandy @sebastiancomedy

If you see yourself or someone close to you as a degenerate, Remember they hail in comparison to the #parkingticketprince sup โœŒ๐Ÿผ. Imagine I posted the ones from the week or two prior also ๐Ÿ‘ค

All of ERN loyal fans know that, this little compilation could have had many more amazing memories and many less pics without BIG ERNs crusty ol dad trying to steal his shine ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคซ. WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL MVP or co mvpโ€™s are : Big ern the bull and his amazing momma @sara_jeanswest . These two are my everything and always will be. On this day There would be ZERO justification to my yelling โ€œ fetch me another beer god damnit โ€œ or โ€œ some of your best meal prep yet babe , putting the Big Mac on a classy plate totally constitutes.. cooking a Fatherโ€™s Day meal โ€œ since these two backbones ( Sara / ern ) of our family are the sole reason I am to be considered a **father **. having this day so do as I please , or so I thought ... However I just found out ( via text across the couch ) that due to my above behaviour Iโ€™m grounded for the rest of the week , all will be watching desperate housewives tomorrow and โ€œ WE โ€œ are gonna look at some decor for the yard .. FML. So dads out there learn from me ... keep you mouths shut and stick to appreciative insta posts on this joyous day . #FATHERSDAYGRIND

This is a win / loose situation for me , posting this ... ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ. On one hand I look like quite the โ€œ keeper โ€œ by tending to my beautiful ladies needs ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ. However without hesitation Iโ€™ve spoiled every ounce of thoughtfulness and value to the gesture by tossing fungicides and jerk like chirps into the equation. gotta keep things balanced somehow right ๐Ÿ†. #luvhertho @sara_jeanswest #jerkstorecalledandranoutofme

Since day1 weโ€™ve been moving forward and havenโ€™t looked back ๐Ÿ‘ซ.... unless our fat lazy bulldog is dragging ass on a walk , only exception ๐Ÿ™„. Sheโ€™s put up with me , put me up , picked me up , lit me up and repeatedly shut me up for the entire second half of her twenties ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿฝ. For this I am forever grateful and beyond lucky to have this one of a kind beauty in my life . Itโ€™s my ultimate goal to make the remaining chapters of our wacko story as happy and united possible . I love ya ๐Ÿข happy bday , now letโ€™s go enjoy some ๐Ÿทin the rain ๐Ÿ˜˜ @sara_jeanswest

To clarify .... my wallet and I both wish this was an engagement photo ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ. However we all know Iโ€™ve done nothing but kick myself in the rump in that regard now that this โ€œ bday / Iโ€™m going to a playoff gameโ€ ring will have to sit next to whatever monstrousity of an ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿผ is dished at that time... #smartplayman๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ #dummy #anyonehiring #shesworthit #actuallythoshesworthit ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

IMPORTANT FACT : the toy Big Ern is keeping close like an egg of his own is called โ€œ dads head โ€œ ... reason being when we first got Ernie , his big dumb dad ( yours truly ) had a shaved head . Being a temporarily retired stay at home dad at that time ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ ern spent most of the days napping with his jowls resting on my freshly cropped dome โ€œ dads head โ€œ To this day Ernie has grown into a very generous and courteous BULL ..... however , the 1 of his 28384848494 toys / items that is not to be touched or shared is his precious โ€œ dads head โ€œ ๐Ÿงก Side note his dads real head .... you can smack it , crack it , tear it , share it he could care less . This story is specific to the toy and the toy only NOT THE HUMAN ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ฎ jk

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