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emily  I'm an embarrassment.

I now get a nice "how you doing" whenever I look at my phone.

The most flattering picture I have of my friends πŸ˜‚ I miss these nuggets.

I'm sleeping/staying in bed until Monday. Rip.

I'm half naked, bloated and have a cardiovascular pad stuck on my ribcage. But I'm still slightly loopy from pain killers so enjoy. πŸ™Œ

I'm finally home. A cop just asked me and my mom if we had smoked dope today. Like yes officer, I smoked 12 dope while I was under general anesthetic. 😴

Literally just got out of the hospital from my surgery and I'm already scarfing down fast food. πŸ™Œ

I need to wake up in 3 1/2 hours but I'm not even tired. Yay. πŸ˜‘

New plant babies. πŸ’•
β€’ Air Plant
β€’ lil succulent
β€’ Snake Plant

I can't wait to get out of here and get some plants

Take me back 😍

Don't mind my bed Head or stomach rolls, but my biggest fur baby has woken me up with cuddles πŸ’•

I'm sorry that you have to deal with me @hannah.banana1999 😘

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