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Emma Maiden  the queen of bad habits

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lighters up if u resPECK the #farmlyfe #movement πŸ‘ŠπŸΌπŸ˜ˆπŸ’ͺ🏼πŸ”₯πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘€πŸ™πŸΌ πŸ”«πŸš¨β˜ 

"All blacked out lol" his words not mine

To the girls from my high school that used to proudly wear those stupid ugly "Raised Right" republican elephant shirts: I'm sorry your parents failed you by turning you into a walking billboard for a concept you didn't fully understand at the time. Luckily, your privileged/white/upper-class/ignorant/close-minded/racist/homophobic/sexist/ableist/ridiculously conservative ideology will help you succeed in this privileged/white/upper-class/ignorant/close-minded/racist/homophobic/sexist/ableist/ridiculously conservative country (world?) After today, I can only hope that maybe one day you will look in the mirror and realize that the reflection you knew so well is clouded by a really dirty layer of filth. CHECK YOUR REALITY

mama duck eatin good like she post to

I wrote a long-ass post about how this was the worst year of my life but no one ever reads past the first two lines of insta captions so. Here's a condensed FUCK YOU @2016 I've never felt a pain like you before. @2017 plz fuck me more gently πŸ™πŸΌ good news is that it can't get worse thoπŸ’•

We're not dumb in the least but we still get stupid as fuck. 21 21 21 21 ily

fuck all that "em you gotta chill" shit

A few snaps from my morning stroll downtown in the safe, clean, and family-friendly city of Newark, DE. 🏑I feel truly blessed πŸ™πŸΌ that I can wake up at 1:12pm to an empty-three story house, make public appearances in pajamas, and have only one person offer me money because they thought I was homeless πŸ€— Turns out I (once again) didn't take off my makeup from the night before and I was mistaken for a crack whore. Well, they're not completely wrong! πŸ’…πŸΌ You can't thrive like this in the bay

"my dude i think we're finally tuned into the same vibrational frequency" - me, before kicking @cccooollliiinnnnnn out of my house and getting myself unofficially kicked out of both panera and sbux from laughing to the point of goddamn TEARS with @_willfay and @liammmb_

@kyliejenner your turn πŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”ΉπŸ”Ή #musically #tyga #honeycocaine #musicvideo #heisman #heismanpart2 @kinggoldchains #babyariel @babyariel #lorenbeech @loren @lorenxgray #tbt #rap #lipsync #muser #ha #haha #hahaha

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