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Emily Jackman  Melbourne • Australia ~ Comparison is an act of violence against the self •

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*Sonny Blake voice* “Apple” 🍏

Rips couches, is terrified of the vacuum cleaner but despite this he is in fact one of the good™ boys 🐾 #adoptdontshop

Promoting my latest book “Nigella whomst?” #slidingintoGordonsDMslike #puttingacalloutformenwhoenjoywashingdishes


🍼 Ty to @vanderstruss for this screenshot of a video because I was too oily in all other photos #Santabringmeblottingpapersplease

‘Avin a loaf 👞

She’s 🔙🔛 #thankyoup

Hi 🍎

This is very "woke suburban Mum poses in her garden that she's proud of" and that's alright because the stomach flu I had propelled me 20 years into the future 🌿 #whenyoureoldontheinside #youreoldontheoutside

Maggie is comfortable with her chunky physique and so am I. Thank you but we will not be attending your F45 Training class. #dontspeaktomeormywombateveragain

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