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Alisa Silvas  There's nothing in this world that I hate more than cooked avocados🔥🥑

"It's my 1st birthday and you're just gonna sit there and stare at me?!"👶🏻🎂🎉🎈🎁 happy birthday to our youngest crumb snatcher, Juju-bee! We love you, little man❤️🐣 #HappyBaby #TheLittlestBird #JulianAbraham

"Auntie, I said you can have ONE sip!"😄 Oliver called me this morning and said, "Can you pick up some party favors? It's mommy's birthday". Anything for the bestie...and Kate😜 #OliverOwen #LoveThisGuy #Nephew #Framily #CheersToTheBestie #FirstPBR ##birthdayTurnUp

Happy birthday to the bestest #bestie!! Bonds like these don't come along often. Sometimes we don't see each other for months, but we pick up like we saw each other yesterday. We laugh together, we cry together, we have conversations about big things, little things, important things and silly things. She's the only person who knows my personal space issues and doesn't give a shit about them😂 we rarely argue, but when we do, it only lasts 20 minutes and ends with her saying, "are you over it, cuz I'm over it. Let's go eat!". If you don't know Kate, imagine Jack McFarland and Tigger had a kid😂 I ❤️you, Katherine😜 wishing you all the best and looking forward to many more memories! #TheYingToMyYang #SuchABitch😄 #feisty #VirgoWhisperer #Ahem #WhenAreWeGonnaTalkAboutMe #GayManInAStraightWomansBody #Framily #WhoThrowsAShoe #NeverADullMoment #Throwback

Still my mood most days🤡😒 By the look on my face, I'm sure this was at the end of one of my mom's many photo shoots. Only children parents, do your kid a favor and have another...it gets exhausting! Lol!
What you know bout those #BigBird slippers, though?!😄 #Throwback #JustClowningAround #WhySoSerious?

🎶Lashing in the rain, just lashing in the rain🎶😄 a co-worker complimented me last night and said, "I give you credit. A lot of girls won't come up here". I guess I never really notice, cuz I just show up and do what my job ticket says. The men in my family always told me, "if you want to be down here, you're gonna pull your own weight and do the same job the men do". I guess that always stuck with me. All I know is, when I go to work, there's no "girls job" line or "guys job" line, just a "come get this pay check" line!🙌🏼😉

Shout out to my lashing partner @barbiiboii for making any job fun! You can call us the Ying Yang twins😁 He reaches the high spots I can't get to, and I take care of the stuff closer to the ground...plus, when we have to squeeze by each other on the narrow walkway, he's so tall, his butt slides right over mine😂☯️👷🏻‍♀️💪🏼👷🏾💪🏾👯‍♂️ #RainOrShine #ILoveMyJob


Dear God,
Keep me weird.
In Jesus' name, amen.❤️

Happy Valentine's, Locos!!❤️

Cake and kisses for this cutie!😘🎂👶🏻 #OliverOwen #1stBirthday #SelfieSunday #HappyBaby #CutestBabyEver #LoveHim

Celebrating this handsome prince's first year on earth🎉👶🏻. Oliver, you can put a smile on anyone's face. Happy to be one of your aunties☺️😘 #WhereTheWildThingsAre #Max #OliverOwen #MyFavoriteLittleHuero #CutestBabyEver #ThemLashesTho #Kitty #LoveHim

Channeling my inner #JessePinkman, bitch! (You know you have to say "bitch" if you're talking about Pinkman)😜👩🏻‍🚀 #BreakingBad #BlueSky #Longshorelife #ShovelJob #CakeDay #ilovemyjob