Albert Aguirre "You can't win a farting contest, unless you're willing to shit your pants." - Bob Parsons
Happy Valentine's Day @jeanetteeeg !! I'm excited to spend the rest of our lives laughing. You're an amazing woman, I'm blessed beyond words to have you as a teammate. I love you!
It could all be so simple!
''Twas a fun night celebrating my eldest sisters union. @jeanetteeeg
This shit made scotch come out my nose. I hate the internet.
Court side at the state game with @alldaytre tonight. #fearthespear #americasfinestcity #sandiegosports #feetonwood
@z_animal14 with the clutch selfie tonight. Let's go #aztecs !! #fearthespear #sdsubasketball #sandiegosports
I have a couple cars for sale now, would be glad to give my friends a great deal! Let me know. #2007civic #2007CRV #2009malibu #2006Jeep #forsale
The lord has blessed me with a big tv and a big enough home to hold my friends. Also, last year was lit!
With specific concentrated hate targeted at certain terrible people! #iseeyou #mediocreasspeople #ghettofab #fatonfatcrime 😂😂😂