elalbert elalbert

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Albert Aguirre  "You can't win a farting contest, unless you're willing to shit your pants." - Bob Parsons

Nobody holds a grudge like me... #pettyking

Digging the vibe here. #tijuanamakesmehappy

Damn, RIP champ. You spend your whole life racing motorcycles at insane speeds, just to be killed by a careless driver. Everyone look out for cyclists please!

I slept on coping a machete sweatshirt. Made a B line there when they posted that they had these hats. @machetebeerhouse #southbayuprising #craftbeer #drinklocal #drinkbeer #craftbeersd @craftbeersd

When you're as brown as me in an Audi with no plates, this is bound to happen. #maga #buildthatwall #ftp #proudbeaner

Happy Mother's Day yall!


Drone flying lessons with @robert0gm ! Babe, I need one of these. Everyday I don't have one I'm a fucking loser. Thank you for your consideration. @jeanetteeeg

Quick stop for lunch with this stunner. @jeanetteeeg

A little birthday golf for this asshole! @beardless_brewer #putsomesouthinyomouth #3punkales

Life isn't a fucking fairy tale man.

Remember y'all use to call us family. 🐍🐍🐍

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