elalbert elalbert

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Albert Aguirre  "You can't win a farting contest, unless you're willing to shit your pants." - Bob Parsons


Happy Valentine's Day @jeanetteeeg !! I'm excited to spend the rest of our lives laughing. You're an amazing woman, I'm blessed beyond words to have you as a teammate. I love you!

It could all be so simple!

''Twas a fun night celebrating my eldest sisters union. @jeanetteeeg

This shit made scotch come out my nose. I hate the internet.

Court side at the state game with @alldaytre tonight. #fearthespear #americasfinestcity #sandiegosports #feetonwood

@z_animal14 with the clutch selfie tonight. Let's go #aztecs !! #fearthespear #sdsubasketball #sandiegosports


I have a couple cars for sale now, would be glad to give my friends a great deal! Let me know. #2007civic #2007CRV #2009malibu #2006Jeep #forsale

The lord has blessed me with a big tv and a big enough home to hold my friends. Also, last year was lit!

With specific concentrated hate targeted at certain terrible people! #iseeyou #mediocreasspeople #ghettofab #fatonfatcrime πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚