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kiara delacroix ♥️  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀my grandpa was El Chupacabras 🦂

My little sister taught me 2 things, how to tie my shoes & how to be bulimic — this was the summer before high school, when we shoplifted benadryl bc ~the more you sleep, the less you eat~ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ PS, I don’t condone eating disorders. I’m just reminiscing on how my sister & I only ever got along when we engaged in toxic behavior

Me, telling my crush how when I was a little girl I used to watch the sex scenes in the Evil Dead and make my barbies fuck a lot but I think I turned out okay ✨

TFW the dudes who used to be super hot in high school but now look like alcoholic step dads try to slide in ur DMs & ur just like *~sorry Dallas & Dakota but no country for old men~* 💅🏻

Anybody else sleep with a katana in each hand? ⚔️

TFW he says he wants to bend you over at the top of the H of the Hollywood sign 💖

First dates in LA 🃏

Me & the stack of 2’s I use to pay my hot gardener every Tuesday 💕

When ur family members ask to see a picture of the type of dudes ur into 💧

TFW when ur depression has forced you into ignoring every late night ‘heyyy’ text for the past 21 days but ur body’s ovulation has synced with the Blue Moon and now she wants to know where TF her scheduled penetration went 🌝🍆

⛓Gave my crush his own ringtone, Pavlov dog’d myself ⛓🛎

How come every time I feel like dumping my boyfriend he’ll whisper one of the ~*sick&disgusting*~ things I like having done to me then I feel like I love him again

Shout out to all the minimum wage hunnies out there working multiple jobs & making homes all on your own. Shout out to all the femmes out there living your truths. Your independence is light on this earth THANK YOU 💕🌸🦋

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