1. MJ looks like ted cruz in his school photo
when asked about it,
"I had mono"
2. MJ was banned from slither.io for cyberbullying
3. MJ: "Hey, do you need your flashdrive back?"
MJ throws it, missed by 15 feet and hits the whiteboard
MJ, unfazed whatsoever: "I'm at debate camp for a reason"
4. MJ could be blown away by a strong gust of wind
5. MJ: "I bowled competitively"
6. MJ, on the night before a debate: "Hey do you want to get up at 2:30 to watch the world cricket championship?" .
7. MJ knows a kid who got expelled from 5th grade because he brought ninja stars to school. "After, we had to have a meeting about not bringing weapons to school, no matter how cool they are."