Jared Dunford Meow 😻 I don't think anyone loves pussy as much as I do.
Just happened to snap this of papa birch second after calling him the king of darts. If you could zoom in you'd see the bullseye. 🎯 #man
Prepping for tomorrow like
Well beach house was pretty damn good.
Shout out to @marg_birchler for giving me the ~best~ razor cut today. Turned. It. Out.
Shout out to @katie_medown for donating her hair so Donald Dump can retire his tired ass hair piece.
My grandma is cuter than your grandma.
So fun fact it's the equinox and you can balance an egg straight up.
Look at this little tiny nugget. Harper is gonna have the coolest uncle.
Well last night was a perfect ending to the best weekend of my life. Isn't @misslailamcqueen the most adorable?
After countless hours and several failures @marg_birchler managed to get my resistant mop to a gunmetal perfection.
Now I know why I'm so suave. I'll miss you grandpa Darrell.