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AUSTRALIA IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY FULL OF PEOPLE WHO SOUND DRUNK AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY AND MYTHICAL FUZZY CREATURES WHO LOOK MAKE BELIEVE AF TELL ME I'M WRONG πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Men the universe was created in balance. Harmony. Men were given a degree of strength over women. To even the universe out, God gave women a degree of intellect over men. IDGAF if u Neil Degrassi Tyson or Bill Nye even they can't compete with a woman who got a hunch that something is up. Like u text yo girl a heart eyes emoji (😍) and she gon reply 17 minutes later like "is everything ok? I ask because you usually send me a kissy emoji (😘) but this morning I got heart eyes (😍). Listen - if we need a break we can do that - I'm not saying you're asking for a break - I'm just sensing a vibe - I'll tell you what - you tell me if we need a break - go ahead and reflect on it - I'm busy the rest of the day, and tomorrow is a bit hectic - maybe we'll talk about it Tuesday. Enjoy the rest of your weekend." SHE JUST PUT YOUR EXISTENCE ON HOLD UNTIL TUESDAY DOG. THAT'S WTF SHE JUST DID. BOYYYYYY YOU BETTER GET THEM EMOJI'S RIGHT NEXT TIME ... OR JUST STICK TO THE LETTER KEYBOARD ... MATTER FACT TEXTING AINT FOR U DOG, TRY CALLING ... EITHER WAY, YALL BE EASY NOW ... BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I know I should be saying "Eid Mubarak" to the bruddas and sistas but let's call it what it is "HAPPY COFFEE DAY" MUDDA SUCKAS - AFTER A THIRTY DAY HIATUS - IT'S NOTHING MORE SATISFYING THAN THAT CREAMY BLACK GOLD GLIDING GLEEFULLY DOWN YO THROAT - HAPPY EID - HAPPY PRIDE WEEKEND HAPPY EVERYTHING BELOVEDS WHOEVER U ARE AND WHATEVER YOUR BACKGROUND LET'S CELEBRATE MORE LOVE MORE TOLERANCE MORE LIFE TODAY (AND MORE COFFEE β˜•οΈπŸ˜) BLESS UP πŸŒ™πŸŒˆπŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Alright here go part 2 of my friend zone post. First, the problem with men is, a lot of them generally don't understand how this attraction shit works. A woman is gon fuck with u for a variety of factors - looks, humor, ambition, etc. If your mix don't do it for her bruh it's physiological. Her vagina lips recede into her body and a little elf named Susan who lives in that vagina and wears a purple robe all day puts a sign outside saying "CLOSED FOR SERVICE." Meanwhile if she fuck with your wave, Susan start harassing her telling her to be ratchet. "Who cares if you didn't shave" "take them panties off" "GURL - why u being prude" "SEE THIS IS WHY U AINT MARRIED" "just let him take his PP out - just so u could look at it πŸ€—" <-- Susan is a bad ass influence πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Nah but if Susan don't like u, she don't like u. And every time u try to be sexual, Susan gon be more aggravated. "GIRL, THIS MAN IS GROSS. CUT HIS ASS OUT." Men y'all gotta understand that if a woman friend-zones u, u can't kick your desire to seduce her ass into overdrive. Quite the CONTRARY - u gotta: (1) fall back, (2) be a good friend (type she could rely on - which just generally u should do for your friends anyway), (3) most of all, be extremely chill - like overly platonic. Don't let a hug linger - Susan will be annoyed. Again, u trying to do the opposite of reel her in. Maybe even refer to her as "Lil Sis" - u feel me? Then just watch. Susan will be confused. "Lil Sis? This motherfucker just liked me last year! Talmbout 'lil sis'. GIRL, KISS HIM WHILE U DRUNK. JUST TO FUCK HIS HEAD UP πŸ’…." And then when she kiss u pull back like "ayeee u ok? Lol". Now Susan will be damn near commanding her to mount yo ass and ride u like Kentucky Derby. U feel me? And that's the bottom line. Ladies if he knows how to be a good FRIEND and not have EXPECTATIONS then let him stick around. Maybe even give him a lil Mercy Punani 🌹. If he trying to hump yo leg like a lonely dog erry time u see him, then cut him loose - u don't wanna upset Susan πŸ€—. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So my lil homegirl text me talmbout a certain species of man we have all come to love. She affectionately refers to this species of man as "'pretend to be okay with the friend zone while still secretly hoping they can smash' lookin ass dudes." I couldn't have said it better myself 😍. She continues: "I used to be a tease when I was younger but now I'm up front with how I feel about guys so I don't find myself being sexually assaulted by a one who mistakingly thought had a chance with me sexually. 'I like you as a friend but just to be clear this isn't going further.' 'I'm not having sex with you.' 'We can't have sex.' 'We're not together. I don't see you like that' etc etc. You're not getting out πŸ˜‚ but whatever have fun with your fantasy." And then a follow up message: "While we're on the topic though, and take your time answering this (as always) - what is your opinion on breaking ties with guys who claim to be okay with being friends but still want more? I feel like it's potentially dangerous to continue friendships with guys who are sexually attracted to me no matter how much I like having them as a friend. Many of them are actually a good time and I like going out with them but in no way shape or form do I desire any of their body parts inside of mine. Should I cut ties across the board in this situation or is it a case by case basis?" Baby girl this is a damn good question but this will have to be a two part exercise. In my next post I'll talk about (1) why a lot of men don't know how to act around 'platonic' friends, (2) whether u ladies should dismiss these dudes out of your life entirely, and (3) how u as a man could actually break free of the shackles of the friend zone. Stay tuned! 🦁

All black except the faintest crescent of white around the pupil. The purity is breathtaking πŸ™Œ (@barrysbanterbus)

BOTTOM PIC DOGGO LIKE "ON GOD IF THIS MF DON'T STOP INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE..." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (@djgritz1)

Parties I get invited to: people drinking alcohol and making small talk. Parties I WANT to get invited to: THIS ☝️ AS FUCK #NepaliDoggiePartyFTW πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

"Why do you act like that on snap". "You know that's not how you are, why you actin like a wild party girl." "You should have more self respect." <-- men, lemme ask y'all. When did y'all go from age 28 to 78? High waisted khakis and crispy white reeboks lookin ass. Twenty five cent coffee at McDonald's lookin ass. "Lemme clean my dentures" lookin ass. Listen to the baseball game on the radio thru headphones while you AT the actual ballgame lookin ass <-- all real OG old ass men do this shit πŸ˜‚. Lemme splain y'all something since now all of a sudden u concerned about how girls carry theyself on social media: snap ain't suppose to be her real cot damn life. She wake up early. Walk the dog. Take a shower. Do her hair. Go to a job she hate. Take the stinky ass train home where unsightly men try to sneakily graze her with they erected PP. Drink a lot of wine to forget the job she hate. U feel me? She ain't gon snap all that. She gon snap herself singing to Kendrick lyrics and acting a donkey at a bar. Poolside with her homegirls. Eating tacos because that's what sexy girls do they link up and eat tacos and then snap that shit. She tryina escape the monotony of daily existence thru this shit, not document it. Ain't that a motherfucker, ladies? Like my lil home girl always says - the same shit he loved about u that drew him in ... now he wanna u criticize u for it. Men...let a young ting be a young ting. All that judging make u look insecure and bitter AF. Let her live her life. If u can't fuck with that, give her space. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

GETCHU A LIL BUNNY WHO'S SEXY AND LOYAL AND WHO GON GROW OLD WITCHOE ASS AND PUT UP WITCHOE ANNOYING AF MANNERISMS AND IN FACT FIND THEM SOMEWHAT ENDEARING THAT'S GOALS AF RIGHT THERE GOOD NIGHT πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

GET OTTER HERE BRUH WHAT OTTER ANIMAL IS THIS CUTE LOL THIS IS OTTERLY ADORABLE (I'm stupid πŸ€—πŸ˜‚) (@dizzle_saint_james)

THIS FANCY ASS LIL ALPACA WITH ITS LIL WHITE SOCKS AND BLACK EYE SHADOW GOT ME SHOOK. I KNOW LADIES LIKE THIS. TYPE OF LADY TO FLY TO LOS ANGELES FIRST CLASS FOR THE WEEKEND JUST TO SHOP AT MAXFIELD AND POP A FEW BANDS ON SAINT LAURENT LEATHER JACKETS AND DIOR SHOES. YOU FEEL ME? TYPE OF GIRL TO EAT AT SUGARFISH FOR LUNCH AND YAMAKASE FOR DINNER. TYPE OF GIRL TO HAVE A CAR WAITING FOR HER AND NOT NO UBER NEITHER LIKE SHE DON'T EEN RIDE IN CAMRIES BRUH SHE GET PICKED UP IN BLACK DENALIS BY A DUDE WEARING A TIE. U FEEL ME? TYPE OF GIRL WHOSE PUNANI TASTE LIKE CHAMPAGNE FOR NO GOOD REASON. FUCK AROUND WITH A GIRL LIKE THIS SHE MIGHT UPGRADE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE AND THEN NEVER CALL U AGAIN BECAUSE ON A WHIM SHE DECIDED TO SPEND THE SUMMER IN A CHATEAU IN FRANCE. WATCH OUT FOR THIS GIRL BRUH SHE MIGHT EAT U ALIVE AND LOOK SEXY WHILE SHE DOING IT ... I MIGHT HAVE GOT MIXED UP WITH A COUPLE GIRLS LIKE THIS ... BUT THE GAME IS TO BE SOLD NOT TO BE TOLD BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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