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β™₯ β„­π”žπ”―π”―π”¦π”’  I ain't ever gonna change, I got a gypsy soul to blame and I was born for leavin'

This morning I was walking Kilo and we got chased by another dog. I tripped, fell, ripped my pants, cut my knee and I could have sworn that little shit laughed at me before it chased us for another few houses. By the way, we were running from a fucking Chihuahua. πŸ–•πŸ½

ABC’s βœ”οΈ
123’s βœ”οΈ
Duck lips βœ”οΈ

You guys it was only 28 degrees today but I actually felt like my face was melting off and it will probably take me a day to recover from it. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

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She-nanigans πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ

hawaiian luau bbq chips > everything

β€œEverybody thinks that they have the best dog, and all of them are right.” 🐾

BOOP.

β€œWe plan to give you love, nurturing and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.”

Today, I, spilled hot coffee all over my legs in the car on the way into the grocery store where I then dropped a glass container of marinade, which exploded. Making dinner, dropped a glass vase, which exploded. I thought hey, maybe a good deed might help. Booked to go in and donate blood, where I was then told my iron was too low to donate so if any day could fuck off, it would be today. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ‘πŸ½

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Reposting this because some things never change. Help.

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