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Heather B. Armstrong  Salt Lake City, Utah

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There has been no snow in a week and there is no snow forecast for the next 10 days and this is absolutely global warming but my dog who is getting walked for over an hour a day in glorious sunshine is not complaining. #SelectivelyLiberalDog #TheAirIsAboutToBecomeUnbreathable #UtahAirQualityIsARealThing #InTwoDaysThoseTreesWillBeHiddenInACloudOfPollution #VoteForDougJones #TheFutureForOurKidsHangsInTheBalanceOfAllTheseDecisions #DidYouSeeTheStarvingPolarBear #HolyFuck

Leta got a haircut tonight and suddenly I’m considering borrowing my father’s gun permanently. Just in case.

Yes, of course she routinely sits in the front passenger seat without a seatbelt. Dimples are legally allowed to do this.

We took a hundred of these shots and she pointed to this one and said, “That one. I look tough enough.” So I chose this one with my old lady under eye golden wings and her right wrist sporting 70 varying hair bands. Because in both states-at 42 and at eight-we are both looking into an iPhone camera turned around into our wonderfully flawed faces and asking, “Just whose ass do I have to kick tomorrow.”

This is Ginger (duh) who is staying the night and has already pissed off Coco more than once by existing so I’m hoping we all survive the night but that is not looking particularly likely, will someone please hide my vibrators before my mom finds them.

I won a silent auction recently that includes these autographed pointe shoes from @balletwest1 and now that I see them on both children I’ve spontaneously calculated the cost of the ambulance ride to the ER in my head. NO ONE BREATHE OR MOVE. Love you, @ivonna.tinkle

Today’s goal: Scouting out the best location to write 80,000 words.

Thanksgiving 2017: So beyond thankful to have the hope I have now that I did not have a year ago. Fuck you, depression. We will defeat you. One by one and together.

The kids just left for NY for the holiday so I’m listening to The National and cuddling the now-very-large puppy who lives next door. Because what is Thanksgiving without some needless although well-executed drama.

November light coming through this west-facing window catching all of my heart as it lands.

Yes, you can wear your Halloween costume as pajamas. However, this means you aren’t allowed to grow any older from this point on. Deal.

This season I am one again a #fabfitfunpartner and got the Winter box in the mail last week. Get $10 off your first box with coupon code DOOCE
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@fabfitfun is a seasonal subscription box with full-size fashion, beauty, fitness and lifestyle products that retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200. This season’s box, however, has a value of over $300.
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My favorite items in this box are the BB Dakota Poncho and Ponte Studio Aloe Infused Socks arriving just in time for the first predicted snowstorm of the season. 😐 I’ll be fighting Marlo over the poncho which she’ll pull over her head to make a cozy tent where she can play Minecraft. Also, I’ve discovered a new favorite hand cream which every Utahn desperately needs this time of year, AHAVA Mineral Hand Cream that has a lovely, subtle smell and doesn’t leave a greasy residue. Like the hand cream I once used on my face in college because I didn’t know any better. And I showed up to Calculus looking like I had chicken pox.
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This box is raising awareness for the American Heart Association which is one of the reasons I love partnering with this female-founded company. They’re passionate about supporting important causes and promoting products created by women.
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