Every now and then, some schmo pops his head up and says "but you're a mom! Blah blah blah (insert misogynistic bullshit opinion here)!!!" To them I say:
I am a mom.
Such a good one.
You should see the Mary Poppins shit I come up with in my #vanilla #momlife
Disney would weep in his grave.
But newsflash #patriarchy
A mom does not stop being a bomb-ass #bossbitch #sexgoddess after giving birth.
We get stronger.
We put up with less shit.
We get in touch with some wild, carnal, mama-bear energy & our pussies fet #lit & demanding.
Behold my #Milf power.
Got your panties twisted over it.
Mommy will rub your bitch nose in it.
I am a kinky, weird, sexy-as-fuck #milf
I have crazy-artsy, #mindfucking, cuck-making, rule-breaking, voodoo magic too.
You better run.
Hide your husbands.
Hide your sons.
No male is safe.
Just one sniff of my sweaty #momfeet make the strongest of men turn into the #slaves they've always wanted to be.
Now, get your #sissymaid outfit on.
I want to watch you scrub my bathroom floor, while my hair sets. 🤞🏻I promise I won't take pics 🤞🏻