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Kat  Fashion writer trying to straddle the line between mutton & frump. Musings found on my blog. doesmybumlook40@gmail.com


πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„"I don't need a glass of anything tonight". I LIED. They are PUNISHING me for going out for the last two nights. It's as if they think two nights off means I've totally forgotten what "bedtime routine" means. (To be fair we let that one slide, well I did, years ago and now the "routine" generally consists of me starting off asking them to go bed and do their teeth, in a calm and balanced manner. It descends into frothing at the mouth and screaming to the point of sore throat using a couple more swear words than I had ever intended, within a shamefully short period) It's wine Wednesday. God help us all. If anyone does manage to have 5 mins to themselves and has had a particularly hellish bedtime experience, I've just done a handbag blog and can I recommend a treat yo'self purchase? πŸ˜‚ link in bio #newblogpost #quote #bedtimehell #instaquote #quoteoftheday #sendwine #orgin #notfussy

A huge congratulations to @mstraceyjames who has won the Giles Deacon EEK dress for themselves and one for their friend. Plus, and don't pretend like it's not Christmas, some Ariel 3 in 1 pods. Which means that there is extra money for a stack of pita chips and cashew nuts in next week's shopping πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒAND you get to swan around smelling pretty darn fabulous. So I appreciate the point of promoting the pods is that they do an amazing job removing the stains, but no one's mentioned to me how fab the aroma is! It's probably wrong to love it this much but I am hooked on the fragrance 😳😳 And anything which makes laundry that little bit more exciting is not to be sniffed at (except in this case it is.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) PLUS they washed this Giles Deacon tee for me so I get to smell amazing without even having to load a machine. That is a gift on hump day Wednesday πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š and seeing as the weather is not playing ball (although it is still on the warm side and not raining...), I'm all for finding the positives elsewhere today #gilesdeacon #ariel #humpday #ad #wiwt #ootd #fashion #fblogger #fashionblogger

Ok I have not seen rain like that for eons. Last night, I wandered around humming of damp dog, so apologies to anyone who had to chat to me 😳😳 And I did only have two drinks and then swam my way home 😫 However even though it's not what you'd expect to be wearing in the height of Summer, it's one of my favourites. Jeans, tee, blazer, boots, done. And a bag you can't fit an umbrella in. FAIL. #outout #fblogger #fashion #wiwt #ootd

OUT OUT Tuesday train selfie seeing as the chances of me remembering to do an outfit pic are not high. The fact that you can't remotely see my outfit in this picture is somewhat ironic but I've gone for jeans and a tee, blazer and ankle boots and in my bag is a "how to build a frigging ark" leaflet. Hair is not washed as the rain has given it a good rinse. I'm only staying for one.: #mingeralert #trainselfie #london #outout #yesigotataxi

This sums up how to today is going. No head and one foot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ BUT it wasn't totally pouring at pick up...something has gone right today. All I need now is the email from cricket as it whether it is on as I have a 10yr old, all changed and ready to go 😒😒😒😒 (another thing that's so hard to manage as a parent of a child with Aspergers.. the "whoops" card. He's been looking forward to this cricket all week but rain will probably stop play 😩😩😩😫😫 PLEASE email soon!!!!!) I have managed to make it through the day and have even done a blog (perhaps from bed 😳😳) on my fave picks from the hush sale. UP NOW. Go and shop before everything sells out 😱 Link in bio #newblogpost #ootd #wiwt #nohead #fashion #callitartnotabadphoto #fblogger

Today is most definitely the latter. Except it wasn't toothpaste, it was marmalade. And you'll be pleased to hear I didn't spit it, I somehow managed to get marmalade in my hair. On the way from my plate to my mouth, hair invaded my toast. Solution? Ponytail 😳😳😳😳 Don't send coffee as that's not making my head any better. πŸ˜«πŸ˜©πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ So we've done marmalade and marmite on toast (not together). Managed to decorate my hair, what can I eat or drink next to make myself feel ever so slightly less shabby. A nap is not an option (DAMN!). Monday nights out always seem like a good idea as the time (and it was v v v good...πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) #quote #quotes #quoteoftheday #instaquote

When you are the world's most rubbish blogger and have had such a lovely evening that you forget to a) take any photographs or b) take any photographs a selfie on the train will have to do. Thank you so much @hushhomewear for another preview at A/W17, the wishlist is long. You only have to hope that you haven't had too much to drink to enable yourself to filter out your tache. Seriously, am currently one step away from being enrolled into the Russian shot putter's Z team. Didn't drink that much, that the lights in the loos didn't make me realise my personal upper lip hygiene is shot to shit. πŸ˜©πŸ™„ On the other hand am pleased that I may be able to get away with also wearing this outfit tomorrow evening. I've overshared, haven't I? #sortofootd #musttryharder #tachegate

London bound and Balenciaga clad. (Except the skirt which is M&S πŸ‘Š). Drinks at The Ned which I am ridiculously excited about ON A MONDAY! This was all well and good until the 12yr old reminded me that she needs to be at school at 4.45am.😱😱😱😱 over to you husband *reminds him of fact he has still yet to purchase me a birthday present* πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ I have also had time to do a blog on my favourite sales investment.. BOOTS (see above reference to Balenciaga..). Ok so it probably ties in first place with bags.. I'll get round to doing them later in the week. But for now.. go fill your boots πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚(and I haven't even had a drink yet and I'm already the not remotely funny. Note to self.. stay off instastories later...😝😝) Link in bio #newblogpost #investment #allabouttheboots #shoeporn #leopard

Back to the 70s. The only way I can do boho. Even though I look like a giraffe in these jeans πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ And it was MUCH warmer than I had been led to believe. Am I the only person who is obsessed with the weather and gets properly cross when they get it wrong. Weather forecasters would SO be in my Room 101. 😳😳 and i need to get out more, don't I? 😝😝 #firstworldproblems #ootd #weatherobsessed #wasteofagoodoutfit #70s #flares #wiwt #fashion #fblogger

Ok who turned off summer... have you seen the forecast for this week?? WHAT??? But on the upside, it's the perfect time to sales shop and bag bargains you can wear in the Autumn but also handily don this week. My foolproof (ish) Sales Rules are over on the blog now, along with my best buys. And this bag is there, even though I paid full price way back in January for my birthday. Yes I did buy my own present seeing as I always get Sweet FA from the husband as he feels he peaks at Christmas and it's too much effort required too soon after in January. πŸ™„ So "obviously" I always treat myself. And funnily enough I always buy myself an AMAZING present!! This bag and lots of other gems over on the blog now. Clearly I'm so distraught over the lack of birthday thought, I do have to buy the odd other present throughout the year. Would be rude not to, no?! Link in bio #newblogpost #ootd #wiwt #whereissummer #salessuccess #salesrules #rulesaremadetobebroken #fashion #fblogger

And guess what you're going to be humming all day.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ It's Sunday which means for millions of mums (and dads? Actually my husband does his own a lot of the time, merely as I often forget πŸ˜πŸ˜‚) means Washing Sunday. WHOOOP 😩. Remember the days of lie ins and brunch Sunday? No, me neither she says, up to her arms in laundry.. To lighten that laundry load, if you haven't already, why not enter the competition that I've teamed up with Ariel to run, to win a Giles Deacon EEK dress, for you and a friend. All you need to do is, in the comments below, tag a friend, #gilesdeacon #ariel and #cleanlikenew . I am off to tackle the cricket whites with the Ariel 3 in 1 pods and contemplate what from my dry cleaning pile I can also wash. As it's showing no signs of taking itself to the dry cleaners... talk me through what you do wash in the machine that you allegedly shouldn't. All silk? Polyester (yes for me) Silk I have done but silk jersey? And viscose...?? Share your secrets and let's wallow in Washing Sunday together. Shall we have coffee or wine? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Competition only open to UK residents, winner will be announced on Wednesday. #washingsunday #quote #ad #quoteoftheday #instaquote #weekend #wineorcoffee

I have been wanting to wear this dress for so long.. bought it for a 40th but it didn't arrive in time and it's been burning a hole in my wardrobe. It is probably the most flattering dress I have ever put on. And when you could describe it as split to almost the navel and up to high thigh as well as being backless, that doesn't sound possible... but it so is. Up and at 'em for cricket this morning and who turned off the sun??? For everyone who's asked about these shoes, they're 5 each old from Burberry. From Bicester. Saw them couldn't decide, didn't buy them, woke up at 3am thinking I had to have and drove all the way back the next day 😫😝 They have been so worth it though, the most reliable sandals I've ever bought. (Yes I'm getting emotional about a pair of shoes and yes that may be the remnants of cosmopolitans and appletinis talking.. πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚) #sendcoffee #ootd #saturdaynight #outout #wiwt #fashion #fashionblogger

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