Wes Trimm You're never too young to die.
On my planet it's the symbol for hope. Hope is what makes us strong. It is why we are here. Hope is what we fight with when all else is lost.
Beer doesn't ask stupid questions. Beer understands.
Shoutout to @kristenthesalesassociate and @adroit_tellurian for giving me this awesome Macho Man figure. #machomadness #wrestlemaniavii
In case you needed some dinosaur puns in your life today.
Buster Brown will always be my favorite dog.
I'm convinced that Nick Miller was based off of me.
Side effects of listening to too much Motörhead.
Bo Burnham is a national treasure.
No caption needed.
Crap quality memes are my favorite.
Make Valentines Day BRUTAL again.
Barney Stinson speaks the truth.