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Derek Furtado  Stand Up Comedian and Listener. Co-Star and Producer of the Award Winning Documentary Be A Man. BeAManTheFilm.com

Vermont Cheese makes @rayharringtoncomedy and I cheesy while we say cheese to the camera. #vermont #cheese #saycheese #ontheroad #october #fall #autumn #newengland

This is a selfie. This is a selfie with a blurred out Vermont river flowing behind me. This selfie was taken as I hung over the side of a small bridge. This selfie looks like falling to my death happily. I'm not. It's just a selfie. #selfie #vermont #river #bridge #happy

My kid and I have a tradition. We go to @fiveguys to destroy cheeseburgers and draw pictures. This is the latest from my only child. #fiveguys #fiveguysburgersandfries #fiveguysart #fiveguysartwall #art #drawing #anime #animeart #family #tradition

I’m on a journey to spend the least amount of money on places to stay out in Orange County CA. Couches welcome. November 13th - November 21st. DM me with info please. @occomedyfest #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes #orangecounty #losangeles #california #journey #couchsurfing #couchsleeping

Sometimes chicken nuggets for your nugget is just what the doctor would tell you not to order but a copay is more expensive than a number 11 at Wendy’s. #familytime #fastfood #chickennuggets #doctors #copay #wendys

Autumn. 6pm sunsets and hoodies. #autumn #fall #hoodies #earlysunsets

A year ago my friend passed away. He was a great person with a big heart. I can’t put into words the impact he made on my life. “I love you the most and there’s nothing you can do about it.” @therealralphiemay #ralphiemay #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #friend #RIP

I have to dog sit for my parents. This is Peter. He’s a Yorkshire Terrier. Not to be mistaken with a New York rat that took a bath in Ooze with a group of turtles. #yorkshireterrier #yorkie #yorkiesofinstagram #rat #rats #ratsofinstagram #pets #petsitting #dogbath #wetdog #mastersplinter #mastersplinterthedog #ninjaturtles #teenagemutantninjaturtles

Brewery, wedding or college? Which audience will most likely be offended? #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #brewery #wedding #college #offended

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