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Derek Furtado  Stand Up Comedian and Listener. Co-Star and Producer of the Award Winning Documentary Be A Man. BeAManTheFilm.com

My weekend at Saco River was beyond fun. I think I should have taken another day off for recovery. #vacation #vacationmode #vacationweekend #sacoriver #fiddlehead #glasses #lays #hawaiianshirt #maine

This cloud started off shaped like a vagina then it morphed into a heart. Saco River is gonna to be great! #vacationweekend #sacoriver #clouds #cloudshape #vagina #heart #heartshape

This is my “I’m single” pic. #single #hot #tasty #fullofflavor #summer #summer2018

Super excited to let all of you know about a project @rayharringtoncomedy , @leeleshen and I have been working on for over a year. Many long nights on the phone, creating, rehearsing and filming. Can’t say too much about what we made right now but “Stay Tuned. Stay Tuned is what to do.” Btw... this pic is of me being excited about the idea of a new project.

I had a blast last night at the @comedyconnection Hardcore Show. These are my friends. Some performed on the show as well and some did not. Some will never do stand up and some work with balloons. #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes #hardcoreshow #dinner #preshow

My Dad bought these hats last week. Since then he bought a new truck and a camper. We celebrated America’s birthday along with my Dad’s midlife crisis yesterday. My grandfather was there. He told us stories of my father as a kid and stories about when he was in the Revolutionary war. #cowboyhat #independenceday #july4th #family #dad #grandpa #truck #camper #midlifecrisis #revolutionarywar #stories #jokes

Family! #family #heart

Sometimes you just gotta put your hips into it. And sometimes you gotta rest. #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #jokes #pelvicthrust #hipsdontlie #couchpotato #pearlstreetpub #albany #upstatenewyork #newyork

This is my "I own a truck" look. I like the look but will never own a truck. I hate helping people move. #America #merica #truck #pickuptruck #cowboyhat

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