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stevetheweazil ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ  ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿšฌ..๐Ÿ˜ถ..๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ.. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ Massroots๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ@daweazil ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡นโ™๐Ÿ—ฝNY๐Ÿ’ฏ.... Sending everybody lots of THC and CBD infused positive vibes ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโœ‰๐Ÿ“ญ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ซ 18+ #highontreeslikemonkeys

โ˜บ "Nah I got other plans." I said to Jay ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฆ because he asked if I was ready for the daily smoke out on lunch time at work. ๐Ÿ˜ He probably wondering what's going on with me cause It's not like me to refuse. ๐Ÿ˜ See at lunch time we (Jay,Al, and I) usually get zooted (๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ.๐Ÿš€), and then we have lunch at work, but today I'm not in the mood because there is a new female coworker that asked me what I was doing for lunch after she caught a wif๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿof the Golden Goat ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ that was in my pocket.
๐Ÿ˜.. She said ๐Ÿ‘ง "Damn! Is that you that smell like that?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ It's the Golden Goat ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ I had on my way to work (๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ’จ #smokeanddrive) I thought while noticing her niice, full figure 8 body she had, but not knowing if she was 420friendly, I took my chances, and answered her with a smile. I said ๐Ÿ˜ "It depends on what you are smelling my friend." She smiles back and says slowly. ๐Ÿ‘ง "You know what I'm smelling my new best friend.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ She's definitely a stoner I thought and then she asked. ๐Ÿ‘ง "Aren't you afraid that someone might smell that?" I answered her question. ๐Ÿ˜ "Nah. Everyone knows what I do (not mentioning that almost everybody here does the same ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ). All they care about is the excellent work I do when I'm here. It's not like I drink cups of straight Hennessey on the job you know. Just three blunts always packed with some kind of potent topshelf bud. Today it's Golden Goat .โ€ And I purposely didn't mention that I did this everyday with the guys ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜.. ๐Ÿ‘ง "So can I join you for lunch?โ€ she asked and of course I said.
๐Ÿ˜ "Sssuurre.. Just meet me at the east side parking lot." ๐Ÿ˜ The west side parking lot is where I usually meet the guys ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜.. ๐Ÿ˜.. ๐Ÿ™‚ So Iย arrive at the east side and I notice the new female co worker there waiting for me ๐Ÿ˜’ but I also notice Jay n Al with her too๐Ÿ˜ waiting. She approaches me with that smile ๐Ÿ‘ง "I got lost and I ended up on the west side parking lot but these nice gentlemen was so kind to walk me here. And they would love to join us.โ€ she says, and she winks, I guess to hint that they smoke too. ๐Ÿ˜ Jay and Al standing there with that look that says "You sneaky bastard.โ€ But my look said "You cockblockers.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘ง. #jayz #beyoncรฉ

๐Ÿ˜ณ Just woke up , ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ about to read these messages on my phone, in bed while breaking up some good bud that's on my Raw tray #budinbed ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’จ. ๐Ÿ˜ Hm. Let's see what Ronald wants.
Ronald: "Yo! IG took down your post bruh lol. I told you they would take it down." I read on my phone ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ, while I was putting the final seal ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ on my wake and bake blunt, stuffed with Gelato #45, and there's more msgs then usual this morning ๐Ÿ˜.. ๐Ÿค” What's going on I thought to myself.. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ“ฑ Let's see what Edward has to say, but first let me light this bad girl up, ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ..
Edward: "I'm at work but I'm gettin out early and then I'm headed straight to you. Like 11:30am. You still got dat Gelato #45? I need some bruh but I get paid on Friday. I got you!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ Hm. Another msg from Edward.
Edward: "I Just went on IG and I don't see that post with Kim on there. Did they take it down? You got flagged bruh? Don't forget I'm coming at 11:30am for dat Gelato #45. ๐Ÿ˜ So IG must of took down my #Shotgun post. I made sure I blurred out Kims nipple, and it was a Raw cone. ๐Ÿ˜ Not a penis ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†. It was just Kim blowing into a Raw cone ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜ฝ, then the smoke went out of Kanyes butt hole ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’จ, and Donald was right there to receive the shotgun ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿท.. ๐Ÿ˜ No nudity ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ, no violence ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ”ซ, I thought with my head tilted upwards, and slowly exhaling a thick cloud of Gelato #45 smoke into the air ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ, that joined the stagnant smoke that was in my foggy room ๐Ÿ’จโ˜.. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ“ฑLet see what's going on with IG I thought while taking another massive pull of the blunt ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ, and I held the smoke in ๐Ÿ˜ถ, then I started choking, but I held the smoke in as long as I could because I didn't want to waste the smoke ๐Ÿ˜ถ, and then I released it with a burst of air that came straight from my lungs ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’จ.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฌ This shit is fuckin good I said out loud to myself, with a big smile, while admiring the blunt that I held in front of my face. ๐Ÿ˜Š Ok let's see what's up wit IG I thought, so I press on the IG app and see that they did remove my none offensive post ๐Ÿ˜.. ๐Ÿ˜..๐Ÿ˜.
๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ Oh well, back to this awesome Gelato #45 ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ!!!

โœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ *Knock knock (me knocking on Michaels door with a fat blunt that's lit and stuffed with Chocolope).. ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ I hope Micheal is alone I thought while waiting for him to answer the door. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ This Chocolope is awesome and i only have an ounce left.. ๐Ÿค” Think I should put it out, and just pull out the Super Silver Haze which is also awesome, but just when I was about to put it out.
๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฟ Micheal opens the door and he shouts.
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป " What's up Weaz!! Yo! Don't put that out!!โ€ Then he snatched the blunt from me and says. ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป "We've been waiting for you bro. Ronald wants to meet you.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ Who's Ronaldย  I'm thinking (I was really thinking who the fuck is a Ronald and what the fuck does he want) while walking through the door. ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšฌ "Come. We in the kitchen my dude." Michael said as if I wasn't following the blunt he snatched from me ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ.. In the kitchen I noticed a guy that looks like his face was spray painted with orange paint ๐ŸŠ sitting down and in front of him was a Budweiser can. ๐ŸŠ "There he is!โ€ the man shouted as I walked further into the kitchen and I'm assuming he's Ronald. ๐Ÿค” He looks very familiar I thought and you can tell I was thinking very hard cause my eyes was squinted while looking at him. Oooh! I remember him now... ๐Ÿ˜’๐ŸŠ He's the guy I saw beating up his girlfriend outside a bar when I was rolling a blunt packed with cherry bomb but I stopped when I saw him wacking his girl like she was a man.. I hope she is not still with him because if I didn't stop the brutal attack on her, she could of been seriously hurt or worse off.. ๐Ÿ˜ Dead.. ๐Ÿ˜ You know what.. ๐Ÿ˜ I'm out of here I'm thinking. I don't like to mix with negative vibes. So I look at my phone ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑand I say while rushing for the door. ๐Ÿ™‚ "Mike I can't stay bruh. Something just came up." I could hear Michael say ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป "But wait! The weed!โ€ right before I slammed the door shut. โœŒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ.. #lovewomen @_vemix_ @gwopamole_gfield @dplays6467 @ize_wyde @highenoughtofunction @papas_heartbeat @godfatherghostkrime @thesmokentruth Sending everybody lots of THC infused positive vibes ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฌ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ซ

๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ "Do you have to put yourself in every single edit?โ€ my cousin Erica asked me while I was working on this post. So I answered her question with a question and I said.
๐Ÿ˜’ "Do you have to put yourself in every single selfie?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜. ๐Ÿ˜. ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ "Haha very funnyโ€ she said while taking out a sheet of Raw paper.ย ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ "Gimmie some bud to make this fatter.โ€ She demanded with her hand out, and laying on her palm is an empty Raw paper.. ๐Ÿ˜Empty. ๐Ÿ˜ "OK, put some bud on there so I know how much to add to make it fatterโ€ I told her and I couldn't believe I had to tell her that..
๐Ÿ˜ Right? In order to make it fatter there has to be bud already exposed ๐Ÿ˜. ๐Ÿ˜ simple addition I'm thinking ๐Ÿค”. ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ "All right, listen, so, why don't you do something different, all you post about is bud.โ€ she says, while leaning over my shoulder to look at my phone, so I covered my phone real fast ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ“ฑwith my hand, ๐Ÿ˜ because I took a break from this post and I was reading an explicit msg on myย DM ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ#itgoesdowninthedm , then I said.. ๐Ÿ˜ "Erica the budโ€ to get her back on track, which was to expose the bud, so I can add to it, to make it fatter. Now I'm watching her dig in her purse ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘œ and I have a strong feeling she ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ "Cuzzo! Cuzzo I can't find my bud! Think I left it at home. I got you next time.โ€ Erica says.ย ๐Ÿ˜..๐Ÿ˜.. ๐Ÿ˜ Yup, exactly what I was feeling ๐Ÿ˜. ๐Ÿ˜.. ๐Ÿ˜ "Here, add this Ericaโ€ I said while handing her 2.5g of some Green Crack.. ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ "You da best Cuzzo!โ€ Erica shouted.
๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จโ—
@gwopamole_gfield @dplays6467 @ize_wyde @highenoughtofunction @papas_heartbeat @godfatherghostkrime @thesmokentruth
#normalizecannabis #jimihendrix #melaniatrump
#iliketoshare ๐Ÿ™‚ my #weed ๐Ÿ™‚..๐Ÿ™‚..๐Ÿ™‚..๐Ÿ™‚. #potstar #highontreeslikemonkeys #puffpuffpass ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ #topshelflife #highlife #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #parkandspark #smokeanddrive ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ’จ #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #onelove #HighLivesMatter #thestonerย  #cannabisculture #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #hightimes #halfbaked #wakeandbake #cheechandchong #womenwhosmoke Sending everybody lots of THC infused positive vibes ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฌ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ซ

๐Ÿ˜ "So where are you headed?โ€ I asked my home boy Tupot ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ after he hoped in my car and shut the door. ๐Ÿ˜ It's very hot today (scorching๐ŸŒก๐Ÿ’ฅ) so I couldn't ride past him without asking if he needed a ride.. ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ "Good look bruh, I'm trying to go to Franks houseโ€ he answered while wiping the sweat off his face, then he stopped to sniff the air,ย and then he said ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ "Bruh. What you smokin on that smell so dank? Where it at bruh?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ Ok, my plan before I picked him up was to go home, kick back with the a.c on blasting, while smoking on this Durban Poison I got stashed in my sock.. ๐Ÿ˜ I must stick to my plan I thought to myself. So I said
๐Ÿ˜ "Oh that smell you're smelling is from yesterday. I really gotta clean this car. So, um, where does Frank live?โ€ I asked him knowing damn well where Frank lived, but I was hoping the question would get his attention off the dank aroma, that was so strong, that no stoner wouldn't ever be able to ignore. ๐Ÿ˜ And Tupot is a stoner ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’จ .. ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ "Nah bruh. I think it's from today.โ€ Tupot says, pointing down towards my sneaker, so I look to see what he is pointing at, and lo and behold, the truth is laying there next to my sneaker.
๐Ÿ˜’ Damn bag of Durban Poison slipped out of my sock ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ so I picked it up and I said ๐Ÿ˜Š "Oh shit, thought I left this at home. Oh well, I don't have anything to twist it up with Tupot, so maybe next time bruhโ€ but Tupot goes in his pocket and whips out a Backwood pack and then he says with a huge smile ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ "I got some bruh! Let's do this!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ I give up. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ @gwopamole_gfield @dplays6467 @ize_wyde @highenoughtofunction @papas_heartbeat @godfatherghostkrime @thesmokentruth #tupac #potstar #littlegreenlie #highontreeslikemonkeys #puffpuffpass #topshelflife #positivevibesonly #highlife #staylifted #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #parkandspark #smokeanddrive #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #onelove #HighLivesMatter #thestonerย  #cannabisculture #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #hightimes #halfbaked #wakeandbake #cheechandchong #ganjagirls #womenwhosmoke #girlswhosmoke Sending everybody lots of THC infused positive vibes ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฌ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ซ

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”Š"We about to get fucked up up in here!!" I shouted while dancing/walking ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฟto Crack by 2chainz blasting with lots of bass, and I got a lit blunt, packed with some amazing Green Crack between my lips, and I also have two other blunts, each also packed with Green Crack that I'm air drumming with..
๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ "Weaz you always know what to bring to a party!โ€ Bethany screams at me, while we dancing\walking๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ into the living room, and there is four other guest ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ, ๐Ÿ˜ somewhat dancing, ๐Ÿ˜ to what looks like another beat, ๐Ÿ˜ but Crack by 2chainz is still playing (with serious bass).. ๐Ÿ‘ง "So who are you supposed to be?โ€ Guest #1 asked me (๐Ÿ˜Š oh I'm at a costume party) and I'm thinking ๐Ÿค” she might of had too much to drink ๐Ÿ˜ because its obvious I'm Jimi Hendrix ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ง.. โ˜บ "oh I'm Jimi.โ€ I answered and all four are clueless.. ๐Ÿ˜ Do I have to spell it out to them, so I give them his full name. ๐Ÿ˜ "Jimiiii Hendrixxssssโ€ and Guest #4, I'm guessing sees Jimi now, says ๐Ÿ‘จ "Oh I thought u was Bob Marley.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ Stupid, dummies, all four of them, I though to myself. ๐Ÿ˜ Don't they know that Jimi had an afro. ๐Ÿ˜ Not dreads.. ๐Ÿ˜ That's exactly why I don't drink cheap beer when I drink, I continued thinking, and then Bethany says, while handing me what appears to be an afro wig. ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ "Here. You dropped your afro when you was trying to dance.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜.. She didn't just say "trying to dance" I thought to myself.. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ.. ๐Ÿ˜’ "Give me my wig Bethany.โ€ I said while snatching my afro wig back..
๐Ÿ˜ก No more Green Crack ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒฒfor
Bethany ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ.. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ She had too much to smoke... @gwopamole_gfield @dplays6467 @ize_wyde @highenoughtofunction @papas_heartbeat @godfatherghostkrime @thesmokentruth #potstar #Jimihendrix #greencrack #highontreeslikemonkeys #puffpuffpass #topshelflife #positivevibesonly #highlife #staylifted #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #parkandspark #smokeanddrive #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #onelove #HighLivesMatter #thestonerย  #cannabisculture #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #hightimes #halfbaked #wakeandbake #cheechandchong #womenwhosmoke Sending everybody lots of THC positive vibes ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ..

Oh my god, I know Donald ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ didn't just tell Jarrod๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ, leroy๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿผ, Christopher๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ, and Amy๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ a huge lie, knowing I know the truth, I though to myself.. ๐Ÿ‘จ"Right Weaz? You was there. Remember? At the bar? When I took those guys out single handedly?ย ๐Ÿ˜ Wow. ๐Ÿ˜’ And now he wants me to verify his made up super hero story. ๐Ÿ˜ I've never seen him in a fight. I hate to lie, or expose him, so I said. โ˜บ "Um. Yeah, I think I was in the bathroom rolling up ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ that blunt of Gorilla Glue #4." Which was a #littlegreenlie ๐Ÿ˜ to avoid aiding Donalds huge lie .. ๐Ÿ˜Š It's possible I could of been rolling up a blunt of some potent strain like GG4 (Which I smoked plenty of times and I can smoke it at will #growyourown), in a bathroom at a bar, because that's what I do when I'm at a bar, club, etc.. ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ"So, let me get this right. Donald, While you're fighting these five dudes (๐Ÿ˜ can't believe he told them five dudes smh), you, Weaz, you were rolling up a blunt of Gorilla Glue #4?โ€ Jarrod asked, but didn't give me a chance to answer him, and he shouted in excitement. ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ "I love GG4! One of my favorite strains!โ€ And then everyone, except Donald ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ, says out loud. ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿผ"Me too!!!!โ€ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ "GG4 is the best" Amy added.. ๐Ÿ˜ Oh no, my little lie, within Donalds huge lie, is now the main focus. ๐Ÿ˜ I think I just took over Donalds huge lie.... ๐Ÿ‘จ "I can't tell a lie. GG4 is really good.โ€ Donald says... ๐Ÿ˜ Donald doesn't even smoke weed. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘จ #Donaldstoplyin!

@snoopdogg @gwopamole_gfield @dplays6467 @ize_wyde @highenoughtofunction @papas_heartbeat @godfatherghostkrime @thesmokentruth #littlegreenlie #highontreeslikemonkeys #puffpuffpass #topshelflife #positivevibesonly #highlife #staylifted #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #parkandspark #smokeanddrive #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #onelove #HighLivesMatter #thestonerย  #cannabisculture #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #hightimes #halfbaked #wakeandbake #cheechandchong #womenwhosmoke
Sending everybody lots of THC infused positive vibes ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฌ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ซ

๐Ÿ˜ "Hold up..Wait.โ€ I said to Evelyn ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ, while opening the car door, to get out, โ˜๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’กbut i got an idea. ๐Ÿ˜ "Maybe we should smoke one first before going in thereโ€ I said and I shut the door, opened the glove department, to take out my sandwich bag, that's packed full of some potent Sour Diesel and before I take it out, I hear. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ "Phew that shit stinks.. Phew!" Evelyn said with a smile, while slamming her door shut, then she looks at me, and I'm also smiling but showing lots of teeth, and i say ๐Ÿ˜ "Yo, this Sour is the best Sour I've had in years. Im telling you. I.โ€ But Evelyn interrupts and says ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟ "Are you rolling up? Or are you gonna tell me how Sour Diesel isn't like how it was when it first came out, and that all the Sour Diesels you've had in recent years is all watered down. Jus roll up!โ€ Evelyn said impatiently. ๐Ÿ˜’ Pss. She thinks she knows me so I said.
๐Ÿ˜ "No you're wrong Evelyn. I wasn't gonna tell you that.โ€ I was just gonna tell her that I miss that original Sour Diesel ๐Ÿ˜ that's it.. ๐Ÿ˜ "Anyway i gotta pay this possession of marijuana fine, so let's get lifted before we go up in this courtroom." I said while sparking up the fat blunt ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ..
๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ’จ.. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ..
#riri @badgalriri @snoopdogg @gwopamole_gfield @dplays6467 @ize_wyde @highenoughtofunction @papas_heartbeat @godfatherghostkrime @thesmokentruth #badgalriri #highontreeslikemonkeys #smokefirst #puffpuffpass #topshelflife #positivevibesonly #highlife #staylifted #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #parkandspark #smokeanddrive #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #onelove #HighLivesMatter #thestoner #cannabisculture #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #hightimes #halfbaked #wakeandbake #cheechandchong #ganjagirls #womenwhosmoke #girlswhosmoke Sending everybody lots of THC infused positive vibes ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฌ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ซ7

Alexis ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ is a good friend of mine who occasionally smokes marijuana, so occasionally we hang out ๐Ÿ˜..
๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ "I don't know how you smoke weed everyday" Alexis said after taking a sloppy swig of her Old English fourty ounce and she reached out ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ to receive the blunt of GDP that I wasn't ready to pass yet
๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ.. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฌ "Yo you gotta wipe your mouth first" I said after noticing how glossy her lips was from the swig of her beer .. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฌ "I got paper towel right there" l said rapidly, cause she was just about to wipe her mouth, with the hand she was gonna smoke the blunt with.. I took three massive pulls cause I didn't think it was coming back ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ. ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ..๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ..๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ’จ.. ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ..๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ..
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฌ "Here you goโ€ I said while passing her a nice size roach.. ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ "Damn! What's this shit. It was a blunt just a minute ago.โ€ Alexis said, not appreciating the nice size roach I gave her to smoke on ๐Ÿ˜, so I said ๐Ÿ˜ "It doesn't take you much to get high anyway Alexis. Your tolerance is very low.โ€ I stopped, and then with eyebrows raised, I continued ๐Ÿ˜ "Remember last month?โ€ I asked her and no reply (๐Ÿ˜ I bet because she is enjoying the nice size roach), so I reminded her.
๐Ÿ˜ "Alexis.. You accidentally took my weed last time we smoked. Remember?โ€ and Alexis answers ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ "Yes I rememberโ€ while throwing the roach, that just burned her lip, in the ashtray and she continued. ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ "It was by mistake. It wasn't cause I was too high. I Dont know what an eighth is supposed to look like ok.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ I know she don't smoke like that.. ๐Ÿค”Hmm.. ๐Ÿ˜Maybe she really thought the ounce of gg4 was an eighth ๐Ÿ˜, but i was still finding it odd ๐Ÿค” so I asked her. ๐Ÿ˜ "But didn't anybody around you tell you that the amount of weed you had was way too much for $40?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ And that most likely the person you got it from, must want to put it in you ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ.
๐Ÿ˜ I didn't say that but I know her man must of thought that ๐Ÿ˜. So Alexis laughs and said ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ "I didn't tell Andy ok. He would of smoked my shit up in two days.. That eighth.โ€ Alexis stops, and laughs again ๐Ÿ˜ like she knew it wasn't an eighth ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ and continues. ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ "That eighth lasted me a month!! I fuckin month Weaz!!!โ€ #Smh ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ

๐Ÿ˜  "I'll never invite him here againโ€ I said after Tommy๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฝ told me that Jerry ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ (๐Ÿ˜’who said he didn't have weed the other day, so I smoked him up) had weed the other day after leaving my house ๐Ÿ˜.. Tommy continued to snitch๐Ÿ˜, and says. ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฝ "Yeah bruh. And he said it was Alien Cookies.. The same bud you had that day.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ "wooooow!โ€ I said in disbelieve. Before I flip, let me roll this weed up I thought to myself. ๐Ÿ˜  "Bro are you sure?โ€ I asked while taking out my pack of backwoods and med container packed with some potent Og Kush ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฝ "Bruh I'm positive. I called you that day to tell you but you wouldn't pick up the phone. I thought you fell asleepโ€ Tommy said ๐Ÿ˜ and yeah I do remember him blowing up my phone that day, ๐Ÿ˜ but I though it was Tommy trying to come back to smoke again like he said he might do, ๐Ÿ˜ so I purposely ignored his calls, because I was enjoying my dolo time smoking Alien Cookies๐Ÿ˜... ๐Ÿ˜ "Yeah I was knocked out" I replied, while twisting up a fat blunt, and now I'm ready to spark it up.
๐Ÿ˜ "You got a light?โ€ I asked Tommy and he said ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿฝ "No." So I went in my pocket, and pulled out mine ๐Ÿ˜, then I sparked it up ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ... ๐Ÿ˜ถ "You know what?โ€ I said while holding in smoke, and then I continued after exhaling.
๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ’จ "Jerry is gonna get what's coming to him...โ€ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿน ๐Ÿ€

P.S. NO ANIMAL WAS HARMED IN THIS PHOTOSHOP ๐Ÿ˜... I love animals ๐Ÿ˜.... #stickyfingers #karma #tomandjerry #highontreeslikemonkeys #tobecontinued #puffpuffpass #topshelflife #positivevibesonly #highlife #staylifted #stonerchics #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #parkandspark #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #onelove #HighLivesMatter #thestoner #marijuanaenthusiast #cannabisculture #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #hightimes #halfbaked #maryimhome #wakeandbake #cheechandchong @highenoughtofunction
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๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ "Spark me up bruh!!!" J.C shouted, as a greeting, when I came walking through the door reeking like I clam baked before arriving ๐Ÿ˜ (I did)
๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ’จ #smokeanddrive .
๐Ÿ˜Ž "Wats good J.C? I'm doing good, thanks for asking" I said all at once while taking off my coat and looking around to make sure nobody else was there.. ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ "Word! So wat strain you got for us today bruh? put your coat on the couch." J.C said cause he noticed I was looking for a place to put my coat... J.C must be pressed for time are something so I said
๐Ÿ˜ "Are you in a hurry? cause if you are, I can just come back, and we sample all three strains tomorrow." But I don't think he liked the sound of that because I understood the facial expression he was giving me for an answer.. ๐Ÿ™‚ "Cool." I said and then I took out my weed kit from the inner pocket in my coat. Inside my weed kit was three full med containers, a small scissor, lighter, roll ups (Raws and backwoods) basically everything you need to get high... ๐Ÿ˜ And I need to get high right now so I'll continue story in the next post... #smokebreak

TO BE CONTINUED!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ
#puffpuffpass #sparkmeup #topshelflife #positivevibesonly #highlife #staylifted #stoned #stonerchics #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #parkandspark #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #onelove #HighLivesMatter #thestoner #marijuanaenthusiast #cannabisculture #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #massroots #hightimes #halfbaked #maryimhome #wakeandbake #cheechandchong @illy_cuba2 @dplays6467 Sending everybody lots of THC infused positive vibes ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™โœ‰๐Ÿ“ญ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ซ

(๐Ÿ˜ Ight.. I'm back and #zooted ๐Ÿ˜. I put the blunt out half way ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฟ, ๐Ÿ˜).. ๐Ÿ˜€ OK.. PART 2 ๐Ÿค” Think I'm gonna twist up this classic strain of white widow first I thought to myself and J.C must of been thinking too cause he said
๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ "This looks niiiiiceโ€ and he reached in my weed kit ๐Ÿ˜ฎ, then grabbed the gorilla glue #4 container ๐Ÿ˜ฎ, but he didn't get far cause real fast, and with precise aim, I grabbed his wrist.. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ "Are you crazy?โ€ I said while still holding onto his wrist with a firm grip. ๐Ÿ˜ "You should never reach in a stoners weed kit.. And take stuff out bruh. Don't you know that?โ€ I said cause I assume every stoner knows that, then he finally released his grip on my container, and I released my grip also.. ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ "Damn bruh. You act like I was gonna run off with your weed.โ€ J.C said like he doesn't realize he violated. Maybe if J.C had his own weed kit and topshelf bud he would know what it's like.. Anyway I'm ready to get lit so I said ๐Ÿ˜Š "It's not like that. Forget it. Let's get lit bruh!!โ€ *๐Ÿšชknock knock!!* J.C jumped up and whispered ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฟ "Who is that? I told everybody I wouldn't be here cause I know how you are with your weed.โ€ and he crept up towards the door.. ๐Ÿ˜ J.C is right.. Before I came over, I made it clear I didn't want to be around any other heads.. Especially Pepe ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟwho never has anything to contribute and has a lot to say about me behind my back.. So I whispered ๐Ÿ˜ "Yo. Who is it?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ Gonna spark this other half of blunt now #smokebreak !!! and continue in the next post ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿšฌ.. TO BE CONTINUED!!! #positivevibesonly #sparkmeup #puffpuffpass #topshelflife #highlife #staylifted #stoned #stonerchics #iwillmarrymary #growyourown #smokeyourown #headstash #smokeanddrive #parkandspark #fueledbythc #weshouldsmoke #onelove #HighLivesMatter #thestoner #marijuanaenthusiast #cannabisenthusiast #potporn #massroots #halfbaked #maryimhome #wakeandbake #cheechandchong @illy_cuba2 @dplays6467 Sending everybody lots of THC infused positive vibes ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ™โœ‰๐Ÿ“ญ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿ›ซ

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