Today on my drive to work I was smoking a joint like usual 🚘💨. I was listening to 🎶 I feel good 🎶 by James Brown and I was feeling pretty good 😙💨💨. The traffic light turned green but cars ahead of me was moving real slow. As I made my left turn, I looked up, noticed the light just turned yellow, looked at my rear view mirror, and noticed a suv behind me... 😅 Phew its not the cops. 🙂 Even if it was the light just turned yellow when I made my turn 👍.... 🔈Whoop whoop I look at the rear View mirror again and this time it's the boys!! 🚔 with the lights on 🚨 (🤔 Hmm wonder why they didn't pull over the suv behind me). I quickly put out the joint, and put it in my pants 🚬👖 (penis area), 😧 but I still have an ounce in the arm rest I was gonna donate 😏🎁😁 to a Friend at work but It's too late to do anything 😕
👮👮Two cops (🐷🐷) come over and one🐷 ask me for my license and registration while the other 🐷 stood outside the passenger side of the car pointing a flashlight at me around 8:00am 🌚🔦👮🌞❓I said 😇 "Sure officer but can u tell me why you pulled me over?" He ignored my question and replied with a question 🐷 "Do you have marijuana in the car?" I said 😐 "Marijuana? No officer.." He said 🐷 "Are you sure cause I smell a heavy odor of marijuana in your car. I can call the dog" 🐩. I stuck to my guns and said 😇 " No I don't have any weed." 😯 So now I'm getting nervous 😯. I know they gonna find it 🌲🐩 so I called out to them before they call for the dog. 😮 "Officer! I do have weed." Then i pulled it out the arm rest and he shouted 🔫🐷 "Put it on the dashboard!!" Then he ask if I had anything else like guns 🔫🔫🔫 and I said 😐 "No just a knife 🔪." He shouted 🐷 "Get out the car!!" And then checked me while the other 🐷 checked my car.. Then all of a sudden they got another call and one of the 🐷s said 🐷 "It's your lucky day." He handed me back my license and registration card then they took off...... 😃 Cool right?
I get in my car and I thank the universe first 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 but then I look on the dashboard 😮🚫⛽ the arm rest 😮🚫⛽ everywhere!!!! no ounce 😐💭👮👮🌲🏃they stole my ounce! 😐 That one cop did look like a creep 😐.. 👮💨💨