Thanks to @ryanseacrest for letting me blab about my new movie Warning Shot. Straight up thriller comes out sept 14. Go to warningshotthemovie.com to see full trailer. Also joe dirte shirts at davidspade.com.
Me doing stand up last night. Even brought chess king pillow. ( they have lifestyle brand). Come see me bomb at the @themiragelv oct 5 and 6. If u dont have tickets to the @thenotoriousmma fight. ( which you dont)
Bit this photo off the Internet. Because I was too stupid to take one yesterday. Happy birthday to @katebeckinsale . I’m either saying Hi in this photo or getting her autograph I can’t remember. But her bangs have a memory chip in them