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Darwyn Metzger  Dog lover 🐶Former TV producer 🎥(Tribune, KTLA, Dr. Phil, America Now) that accidentally won an Emmy. CEO of Phantom 👾Twitter/SnapChat 👻@darwynstheory


Lin-Manuel got us acting like school children & I'm not mad.

Shoutout to @pavemint for letting the Squad Goals go HAM. Special thanks to @roarkeanderson for letting us ruin his house.

Pulitzer Prize winner @utnicky (his photo "Nepalm Girl" changed the direction of the Vietnam War) came by @phantomfirm today & snapped a photo of the squad going maroon on maroon on maroon.

A bat just broke into my house... See my story for a saga that even Christopher Nolan would deem epic.

Too lit, ain't nobody fucking with my clique.

After the hunt.

Watching Okja has made me & @sarahzurell question eating meat in a way that only Beefsteak can undue. @ericwareheim you're our only hope.

Take a look at my story in case you want to hear about my new friend @jwonggg embarrassing me in front of the greatest video game players on planet earth at @echofoxgg's #Foxcon

Jazz, clase azul reposada, & this group of amazing humans helped me thoroughly enjoy what otherwise would have been the lamest Wednesday in the history of mankind. What kind of goofy holiday makes you go back to work the next day? Grow up, America! PS I'm 34 years old now, so shout out to my parents for not wearing a condom and giving love a chance.

Bowie is heckin tired of all this work. 13/10 would pet overtime.

American Idol @sarahzurell


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