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Darwyn Metzger  Dog lover. Former TV producer turned Pirate-Robot-Ninja. CEO of Phantom Firm. Twitter/SnapChat: @darwynstheory

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We are all refugees until none of us are. Last night the brilliant @ellabellsmith posed one of Shakespeare's most important questions: Whither would you go?

Shakespeare writes: “You’ll put down strangers,/ Kill them, cut their throats, possess their houses,/ And lead the majesty of law in lyam/ To slip him like a hound. Alas, alas! Say now the King/ As he is clement if th’offender mourn,/ Should so much come too short of your great trespass/ As but to banish you: whither would you go?/What country, by the nature of your error,/ Should give you harbour? Go you to France or Flanders,/ To any German province, Spain or Portugal,/ Nay, anywhere that not adheres to England:/ Why, you must needs be strangers.”

Squad Goals hit Scottsdale.

Ship it to mama. #americanpokerawards

Who wore it better- American Idol Edition: Steve Zizzou & @sarahzurell

The future is female. #NoBanNoWall

Papa Darwyn, American Icon.

Stalking Chip & Joanna Gaines. I think Bowie has picked up their scent. #fixerupperdog

Jon Snow & Khaleesi one final time.

Halloween is coming. #PhantomHalloween

This moment from the first ever #PhantomHalloween party happened somewhere between dance off #3 and the arrival of 20 boxes of pizza.

Got talked into sky diving yet again by a bunch of Brits. They seem to really enjoy pushing Americans out of planes.

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