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Dan Piraro  Artist, syndicated cartoonist, and creator of Bizarro. Daily cartoons, weekly blog posts, and original merch available at link below:

Hunters: take your male bonding to the bedroom where it belongs. #AndGetItStuffed
More thoughts on this and other nonsense on my weekly blog post at bizarro.com.

And don’t forget to drink your udder filling.

You know you’re living in The Upside Down when… #DontGetMeStarted

It’s Friday and time for another installment of #BizarroSecretSymbols! Come back next Friday for another symbol!
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#7 is The Crown of Power. As in many aspects of our existence, the crown carries dual meaning: good and evil, positive and negative, yin and yang, Fred and Barney. Though the crown is a symbol of power, authority, and wealth, mayhem can also come from wearing the crown. “Hat hair” is virtually unavoidable, however, so bring a comb.
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If this joke doesn’t make sense to you, ask any of your arachnologist friends. If you don’t know what an arachnologist is, ask your google. #tbt

This is a super weird idea that I suspect @waynocartoons got when he noticed I dress my credit cards in tiny suits. Not unlike us when we go through airport security, they have to get completely undressed to be approved. #SecretLifeOfCards

My cousin Carl had this problem at a McDonalds once. #DoubleThatOrderAndBiggyThoseFries

Having lived near Hollywood for a time, my guess is the hunchback was achieved through plastic surgery.

15% of the proceeds from this new limited edition Bizarro shirt are going to Americares for relief efforts for Hurricane Florence. So not only are you helping our coastal friends in need, but you'll also have the perfect gift for the climate change deniers in your life! Check it out at the Bizarro Shop! Link in bio!
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The look my dogs get when they’re lost in a street smell reminds me a lot of the look on my fellow humans’ faces as they stare into the smartphone abyss. You’ll find more cartoons, comments and anecdotes on my weekly blog at bizarro.com. Some fun new products in our shop, too!
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