dannyvegasucks dannyvegasucks

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Danny Vega  Guy who's walking here.

Greenpoint, aka Williamsburg's Canada, a land of Polish people, interesting eats, and charming little streets that'll make you say "It& #39;s cute, but I could never live off the G train."

Dani's nice but she can never please me like he can

I work here now. This is beautiful Tucson, Arizona

I like to take quick naps during my sets. Also I only do shows in front of Buddhas now.
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#comedy #standupcomedy #naps #sleepy #buddha

"Why don't you ever look good on social media? You always wear pajamas and mismatched outfits. You always look homeless or sad." - Dani

By request, Park Slope - a nabe for anyone who's said, "I want Brooklyn to feel like a mall kiosk."
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#followforfollow #newyork #brooklyn #parkslope #comedy #funny #walking #imwalkinghere #nyc #instagood #neighborhood #dumb @gabyitijerina

When your GF can't decide on a dinner spot
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#comedy #relationshipgoals #funny #couple #humor #meme

LIKE THE VEGANS BEFORE THEM
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#comedy #funny #impression #dumb #facebook

Reasons single people should be happy on Valentine's Day (2/2) .
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#love #instagood #video #couple #valentines #single #singles #vday #dudes #sicko #instagram #heart #dating

Reasons single people should be happy on Valentine's Day (1/2) .
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#love #instagood #video #couple #valentines #single #singles #vday #dudes #sicko #instagram #heart #dating

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