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This will be my second strike. My first against....myself?

My room at The Radisson in downtown Austin is FESTOONED with AC and USB outlets. Thumbs up! The downtown Radisson: So Many Outlets, It's Okay That the Entire First Floor Smells Like a Dirty Sink!™

INT. OFFICE - NIGHT

Diane SPLENDA looks out over New York from a tastefully gigantic office. She's momentarily distracted by her reflection before her assistant, DANTE, enters behind her.

DANTE
The board of directors are gathered. And the CEO of Equal is on his way.

She says nothing. She's back to her own reflection. Cautiously raising fingers to a cheekbone.

DANTE is overwhelmed by something, swallows that down, transforms it into something like chivalry:

DANTE
You know it's part of the merger that they have to say "same sweetener as Splenda." Forever.

DIANE
Nothing is forever, Dante. You get one, tiny, free, disposable packet of life. It tastes like something you loved when you were a child, and if you give enough of it to rats, they get cancer. (Turning, resolved)
I want you to take that VP job at Sweet N Low -
(Before he can respond)
Your loyalty is misguided, Dante, I didn't save you from the streets, I was there when you left them. My war is over, your empire awaits.

Dante heads for the doors. He stops and turns back.

DANTE
You once said color only matters if it matters to me. Well. Equal is yellow now. And you better believe it matters to them. You beat them, ma'am. Pretty good use of a life packet.

Dante leaves, and as he leaves, he fades away, because he was magic.

Levy's Birthday in Oklahoma last Friday

Okay, so, in that movie, Fishburne, having fainted, is then in a futuristic medical care chamber that is scanning his body and diagnosing his 612 disorders. @normalheller says "wait, look at this list of disorders." posting closeups of each of the three columns so the text is legible:

YES YES YES YES YES #galacticraft CC @normalheller and CC ALLLLLLL MY TERRESTRIAL HATERS PEACE

.@kenjeong welcomes me to my on-screen TV producer desk on the set of Dr. Ken

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