I want you all to know so there’s no misconceptions here; the product in question are ‘Flatulence Filtering Garments’ “What does that mean Dane?” I’ll tell you what I means. It means people are now selling ‘Fart silencer pants’ because rather than us control our flatulnce, it’s easier to just mask them with a butt muffler. Which I think is a much more catchy name, but what do I know?
I know when I’m going to fart, and it’s never when I’m using a trampoline or inviting a lover to sniff my batty crease.
The best, BEST part of this campaign is an actor was asked to simulate the initiate of sniffing his girl’s Barry crease and being delighted- and he did that.
Well; I guess it’s time for me to move to the moon because if we are at the point in human history where we are selling fartproof pants, we’ve fallen too far from the lord’s grace/mother nature’s perfect design.
In space; nobody can hear you poop.