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Dane Cook  Growing up against my will.


I've never seen someone answer with the wrong answer right after someone got the same answer wrong. #jeapordy

Hello America!

If you don't laugh at what I edited you should just quit the Internet. #comedy #news #skateboard

20,000 people around me at Boston Garden for my comedy event Vicious Circle. This crying bit "I DID MY BEST" is one of my favorite moments of the show. The funny thing about this clip (besides the funny clip) is that I made up most of it on the spot. Yup.. this was an unfinished routine that I decided spur of the moment to just share. I knew I could edit it out later if it didn't work but not only did it work but to this day almost daily someone says to me "I DID MY BEST." Haha.
I can't to share my new stuff with all of you. Wait. A. Little. Longer. #🎤 #comedy #tbt

Here is an out take from mine & @thetylershields Cops Gotham episode where I talk about @TomBrady & @Patriots please check out the whole short. LINK in my bio above.
Please LIKE & SHARE & hi @gisele !

#ThrowBackThursday to me prepping my tank for battle.

I forgot to post this pic of my pal @therealjeffreyross & myself. Such a good dude.

Today has already been an emotional one. We don't always get the things we want when we want them, when it's your time you will know it, you just can't stop preparing & believing.
I remember feeling really lost years ago and realizing that I wasn't treating myself very nice. I was being hard on myself to a point I felt like I was letting myself down. I didn't appreciate what I had or that I have the ability to do so much. I wasn't grateful I just got agitated when I could not deliver.
Today a lot of those old feelings came up when I got home. I guess I needed to let my shoulders slump a little (probably why I did shoulders at the gym). The difference is now I have the greatest friends you could ever need. I also have a deep rooted belief that everything happens for a purpose. Here are a few quotes that help. Have a good day.

Good mornin' ! I'm headed to the gym drinking my Unicorn Juice.

Waiting to go up The Improv.

Yesterday I posted a short film I shot with @thetylershields (LINK IN MY BIO). The response has been insane. We are getting great calls about it. If you wanna see more go watch and please share it!
Tyler also took these pix of me in the Bat Armor. I've never feel more in & out of shape in my life.

"Hey, that's @DaneCook."
"Hey, that's @RickyWhittle."

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