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Daniel Cushman  Wearer of Plaid, Jack Russell owner, Photography fanboy, gadget geek, part time fitness freak and full time viking

And then she goes and pulls this bullshit, I'm in two minds to wake her up and ask her if she wants to play.

Why is it that when ever your kid is tired they decide to turn into a complete dick and do the exact opposite of what you tell them? Thank the gods for coffee
4am "Ivy go back to bed"
"No daddy I want to play unitorns"
Hannah: "she's been like this since 2am, It's your turn I'm off to the spare bed"
"Uuuuuuunitorns daddy"
Hannah: "all you work shit is on the spare bed... I'm going to Ivy's bed"

8am "I want more bacon daddy"
"Ok but stop playing with that door or you'll catch your fingers"
*SLAM*
*SCREAMS*
"Daddy I trapped my fingers"
"Good one!" *swears at child under breath*

Parenthood... it's brilliant

Off to be an adult

It was bath and bed time. I just didn't realise that I was the one that was supposed to go bed

Making use of the cheap labour.

In this house we take playdough time seriously.

I'm done

Really looking forward to introducing Ivy to discworld, starting her with Tiffany and the witches not forgetting the Nac Mac Feegles

Because wrist and thumb splints are so hot right now.

Starting the day right.

Daddy Disney date with my little weirdo today

I do love me a bit of Korn and I've really been enjoying their new album.

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