cumberbach cumberbach

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beloved friends (goodbye)  I wish for all of you to find happiness, and that even if we forget each other that the time we spent together will stay.


hey guys sorry for bailing like that but I have some big and sad news for this account.

A week ago I told my parents about my account on here because I was not feeling well with the guilt I had in my stomach and so I told them.

Needless to say, they were not happy, and have spent the past week working out a way so that I will be told like a million times how the internet is dangerous and all of my friends on here are probably forty year old perverts pretending to be a teenage girl

so the compromise was that I get to come on and say one last goodbye before going on a little tech detox, and I will log of for a really long time [maybe forever] and will delete the instagram app, along with other apps related to social media.

I will always remember when @cumberbach was me.

Goodbye.

#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch [for those of you thinking that this is a late April fools day thing gosh I really wish it was but sorry guys]


[whisper screams]

GUYS I.M GOING TO MY LOCAL COMIC CON AND MATT SMITH AND KAREN ARE GOING AND I GOT MY PARENTS TO SAY YES BECAUSE IT'S LIKE TWO WEEKS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY I HAVE TO PREPARE A FANDOM OUTFIT/INNOCUOUS COSPLAY AGGHHGHHHAHAHAH

#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


can I hear a whoop whoop if you were in a fandom before it became famous [whoops for the selection, legend and divergent]

#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


SEVEN SECOND GAME!! YOU MUST THINK OF A NEW WORD AND DEFINE IT IN SEVEN SECONDS

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#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


whoop so apparently i indirectly met an A List couple over spring break

it was yesterday and I was sitting across from Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts and their two kids who are really cute and I almost took a picture because credibility but I didn't because that would have been kinda stalkerish [plus the flash would probably have been on with my luck]

but yeah that's how I saw wolverine (Have you guys ever met/seen/stalked anyone famous in the remotest sense?)
#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


guys what type of photos do you prefer me posting?

like do you want pictures of Ben in like photoshoots, appearances, promo pictures for a new project or like some pictures from the movies and shows he's been in plus some behind the scenes?

idek you seem to like the setlock pictures the best and I wouldn't be changing this account I'd just choose something to post more of?

#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


the more I'm told that the Starbucks mascot is a mermaid the less I see it tbh

#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


hello from reliable posting!! I'm in atlanta right now, and will be able to post regularly because now my 3G is back and the airport has free wifi

and thank u all for not judging with that Angelina Jolie story you rock
#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


i am so awkward though like yesterday I fell asleep on a magazine while wet [and that's not the awkward part]

no when I woke up I, of course, said
"I can't get Angelina Jolie off my legs"

so if you ever feel awkward just remember that I had Angelina Jolie's face tattooed onto my leg for about ten hours

#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


5 year old me- *hands parent a half broken ugly shell*

parent- aWW YOU ARE SO SWEET I LOVE YOU AWW [ten years later]
me- *hands them a pretty shell that is whole and also a million dollars*

parents- WHAT DO YOU WANT
#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


the current book total on this trip has been 10 and it has gotten so bad that I buy the book at noon and finish it before 5pm like
dear speed reading,
yes it's nice to have you but could you pls let me enjoy a book for once thx
sincerely,
your slave

#benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch


[runs up to you]
UNRELATED CAPTIONSSS!!! nitwit !!!
blubber !!!
oddment !!!
tweak !!! #benny #cumberbatch #benedictcumberbatch

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