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Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund  Wiener Dog Extraordinaire New York Times Bestseller Shorty Award Winner Seen on Ellen, GMA, and more 👇FIND OFFICIAL CRUSOE MERCH👇

"Dad likes to carry me around folded up in my bed like this.. he wants to add handles to it and patent it as the hotdog-suitcase!" ~ Crusoe

"Missin' this guy right about now! It's Friday night and I'm down a wingman! Any volunteers?!" ~ Crusoe

"Please, no kisses on a fishin' trip! Geez!" ~ Crusoe
Tag a friend who needs to go #fishing with me! #tbthursday

"Well, I'm going to miss this goofball! My brother Oakley heads home today after spending almost a month with me! I'm a little sad, but have Germany and Sicily with the family to look forward to!" ~ Crusoe

"I may be missing two toofers, but I'm still a happy pupper!" ~ Crusoe

"This is how much I always wanna go fishing 🎣" ~ Crusoe

"Tweety bird? Nope, sorry, haven't seen him..." ~ Crusoe

Can you believe that in just 10 days I'll be heading to the Black Forest in Germany (one of the classic cuckoo clock regions) and then the beautiful island of Sicily in Italy! Two weeks of vacation and fun, which will be included as content in my book. So fans, any suggestions for costumes, videos, things to do?!?!

"There's one in every family..." ~ Crusoe

"Yes, I'd like to order some chicken, please. And instead of fries, can I just get more chicken?" ~ Oakley

"#ThrowbackThursday to when I was still recovering from surgery and receiving the royal treatment around the house... But guess what, I still do to this day!" ~ Crusoe

"I can't believe it's been a whole year since I went for surgery.. Check out my whole surgery and recovery story as I takeover @thedodo account today!" ~ Crusoe

"My brother Oakley LOVES the water (we call him Oakley the Otter), but he is a BOSS for surfing so well his first time! Never did let go of that squeaky ball tho! 🤣" ~ Crusoe

Tag a friend who should see the proper way to go boating! 😉👍

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