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Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund  Wiener Dog Extraordinaire New York Times Bestseller Shorty Award Winner Seen on Ellen, GMA, Mashable 👇CAST YOUR BID FOR THE DOG ROSS PAINTING👇

“Snoop had to drop in just to say happy #420” ~ Crusoe

"Dog Ross returns - and guess what - I'm auctioning off this original painting plus ten exclusive prints, with 100% of proceeds going to @canadiandachshundrescue . Plus, all winners receive a free painter-themed @barkbox . Auction is TODAY ONLY. Cast your bid via link in my profile but also go follow along Dog Ross’ Story takeover of the BarkBox Instagram account today!!!” ~ Dog Ross

“Guess who’s back?! You say the name!” ~ Crusoe (video coming soon)

“Since it #NationalBananaDay, who likes bananas more than the wiener dog #minions?!” ~ Crusoe
Tag a friend who should throw us a banana

“When you’re trying to take a majestic af pic but end up trying to hold in a sneeze.” ~ Crusoe

“How my #taxday usually goes...” ~ Crusoe

Tag someone who would be like this

“Ice storm, power’s out, wine and scrabble. Tonight just got romantic” ~ Crusoe ——— Cardigan by @caninecardigans

"Would you like your pizza dough made with or without dog hairs?" ~ Crusoe

“It’s #fridaythe13th !! Want to see a scary movie with a friend this weekend?! I’m giving away TWO movie tickets TODAY! Tag a friend in the comments! Extra tags = extra votes!” ~ Crusoe

"Hey Mum, I just received your latest poll numbers. Seems your approval rating is way down since you've refused the notion of allowing dinner times to be moved to 3pm, which 100% of household pollers voted "yes" on." ~ Crusoe

“Happy #NationalPetDay, because without us, who else would keep your spot warm?! 😝 What do you appreciate most in your pet?” ~ Crusoe

"Always appreciate your younger siblings... but be very, very suspicious. Happy #NationalSiblingsDay" ~ Crusoe

Tag a suspicious sibling!

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