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Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund  🐶Wiener Dog Extraordinaire 📖New York Times Bestselling Pup 🏆Winner 2018 People’s Choice Award 🍿Watch Episodes on Facebook & YouTube 👇SHOP CRUSOE MERCH

“Waited in line like a chump for @franklinbbq .. supposedly even celebrities have to wait in line here like everybody else (which is BS), but I’d say it was still worth it 😝🤠” ~ Crusoe

“Would you come to my music show? I’m at one of the most prestigious live music venues in Austin, yeehaw!” ~ Crusoe

“I think they gave me the wrong coffee.. this one says it’s Jo’s?!” ~ Crusoe

“Guess where I am?!? Oh wait, it says right behind me.. 😝🤠” ~ Crusoe

“We never get to watch the shows I like... I want to watch David Attenborough’s Secret Life of Squirrels!” ~ Crusoe

“Warning - visiting @st.aug.pirate museum may cause dreams of ferocious wiener pirates!” ~ Crusoe
#crusoetour #staugustine #floridashistoriccoast

“I’m about to take over @themostamazingdog account, an interactive competition series on #FacebookWatch, so give them a follow and go watch their Stories for some of the “amazing” things I do, and learn how you can submit YOUR dog’s audition, too!” ~ Crusoe

"One of the best gifts you can give - my stunningly handsome face everyday!😉 (And occasionally Oakley's! 😝)” Still time to get your 2019 calendar before the holidays, link in profile for Amazon, but also available at, CalendarClub,, Barnes & Noble, Publix Grocery Stores, and more!

“I’m pooped from my recent adventure in #StAugustine.. So I’m off to take a little rest before my last stop in AUSTIN TEXAS in about a week. And stay tuned for a little video and blog posts of my whole tour coming soon!” ~ Crusoe

“Can you tell I had fun at the beach? 😬” ~ Crusoe
#staugustine #floridashistoriccoast

“Stopped by the Fountain of Youth today.. How much younger do I look?? (I’m 9 for context)” ~ Crusoe

“Quick, which pirate version of me you like better?? 😝” ~ Crusoe

At the incredibly interesting @piratemuseum with all authentic artifacts! #StAugustine #floridashistoriccoast #pirate

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