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Katelyn  🍍🇰🇷

Thank you for being my lesbian life partner every day but today a little extra. Happy birthday love 💜

I did a thing today.

So incredibly proud of this girl for graduating! And lucky me, I got to celebrate with her #baecation

1st time in Chi-Town, thanks for a gr8 weekend chiquita.

Annual Christmas Eve pajamas didn't disappoint.

We're going to Tropicalia @akrieger11 @ashlynharris24

Happiest of birthdays to my favorite person in the world. Nobody likes you when you're 23 but at least there's no Taylor Swift song about your age anymore.

Thanks for running 'round town with me munchkins.

I'm not saying us all living in the same city again is going to be perfect, but I am saying that night one included House of Japan.

Here's to the last 18 years of shaving your head, stealing my car, pretending to be a t-rex, getting you wasted (and then puking over the porch right in front of mom), wearing your pants past your belly button, bringing a new cat to the house every other week, letting me eat your food, beating you up, you getting big enough to beat me up, setting tardy records in every school district you switched to, being State (fucking) Champs in softball, running people over with go-carts, getting run over by go-carts, being assholes (all 5 of us), AND turning 18 (which is hard to believe since you both still look like you're 12). Happy adulthood, I'm paying for one tramp stamp each.

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