We saw @geraldini93 repost this and couldn’t agree more. Happy Father’s Day and thanks to @corybennett1911 for crushing today’s sentiment ・・・
“Happy Fathers Day to all the dads who spend at least 10 minutes a day sitting in the driveway like this before going inside to be dad, referee, counselor, bodyguard, jungle gym, blamed for what’s wrong, blamed for what kids did, blamed for what the kids didn’t do, sports coach, relationship coach, grill master, ninja, ATM, emoji translator, stunt double, temper tantrum whisperer, remote control expert, jar opener handler, fashion expert, taste tester, life ruiner (especially for teens), “back in my day” history teacher, career advisor, pastor, mechanic, light bulb changer, mind reader, special guest at the tea party, Jordan vs LeBron debater, boxing coach, and monster under the bed/in the closet killer.
Let me know if I’ve forgotten anything.
- Killer of bugs”