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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ  If I painted myself orange, filled my bathtub with dirt, and then sat in it, would I be a carrot?

I have to pee but my bed is so warm and it's moments like these where I cannot stray my mind away from questioning the utter futility of existence and the inevitable folly of humankind

when ur shitty friends convince u to download a shitty mobile game but they only provide two gender options

Yeah bro I engage in radically activist art. I mean, what kind of person nowadays doesn't even actively project political convictions through their aesthetic? Oh... you don't? That's okay bro. I totally understand. I mean, not everyone can be a visionary. Not everyone has what it takes to revolutionize this world. I envy you, if anything. Because sometimes even I can't help but wonder what it's like to live a life of intellectual quietude, devoid of all complexity and nuance. It must be nice.

hi hello here's another srs photo pls stop unfollowing me i'm desperate y'all

when i was walking home from the train station today i saw this cute ass friendly ass dog and the nice lady let me pet it and it was glorious and for a brief moment i thought that this place was redeemable after all but then i saw a house just now with CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS and i remembered that god had left this place long ago if you're the owner of that house and you see this fuck you

patiently waiting for the sweet embrace of death (it's like that metaphor of the green light from that shitty novel about the rich white rich guy who was in love with the rich white girl and something about champagne parties and the dentist billboard with the eyes or whatever anyways the point is that my metaphor is not like that at all and is in fact the complete opposite because i'm a subversive literary genius hence the red light instead of the green light dm me if you're still confused)

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I'm going to stab the next bitch that asks for my rinsta

BY CAPTURING A LONG EXPOSURE PHOTOGRAPH OF HIS PASTEL PAINTING, THE ARTIST SUCCESSFULLY INVENTS A THOUGHTFULLY NUANCED YET UNIQUELY INNOVATIVE PIECE OF ARTWORK. HE IS TRULY A MASTER OF HIS CRAFT, TRANSCENDING THE ETHEREAL BOUNDARIES OF HUMAN CREATIVITY.

WE NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.

"if ur an art major y do all the fotoz on ur insta look like crap wat did u even do ur entire life u useless heap of trash"

nothing captures the trashy moody edgy vibez of new jersey like exaggerated insta filters #justartmajorthings

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