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Victoria S  Stand up Comedian/Compere/Host/dabbler in modelling with a love of tattoos, metal and rock n roll 🀘 Southampton, UK πŸ”ž Modelling IG - @modelconstance

Witchy, Darth Vader or gothic superhero vibes? You decide! Loving my new long cardigan, bought it from @beatnikemporium It's second hand and vintage. My lovely Mum fixed it up a bit as it needed some TLC. I modify a lot of my clothes but Mrs S is the expert at fixing things, I cut and rip clothes apart haha!
As I am here, have a quick update of my comedy life. So tonight I am checking a new open mic night out (not performing), just to see what the competition is lol. Next Monday will be the start of me doing weekly open mic nights, trying out all new sets etc. Details coming soon...... #comedienne #comedy #standupcomedy #openmicnights #southampton #womenwithink #womnwithtattoos #altgirl #alternativestyle #gothvibes #witchyvibes #darthvadarvibes

Wtaf? Too much of this is happening. Lost another legend! This man had an amazing voice! Listened to Linkin Park since I was at school. Thinking of his family at this horrible time. Unless you have never suffered with depression, you will never know how much it takes over. Doesn't matter how many people love you, depression clouds everything in your life, as in the biggest black cloud you will ever experience. Always be patient and take care of any loved ones who suffer with this bitch of an illness. If you are one of these people who say, just cheer up and think about your loved ones........... you have no idea how a depressed person feels some days and you should be ashamed. Already since finding out the tragic news about Chester, I have seen comments about him that have been horrible! Yes it is a selfish disease but if you don't understand it, keep your opinions to yourself. If you have it yourself, do not be ashamed and get help. It's ok not to be ok #linkinpark #chester #sadtimes #mentalhealth #mindcharity #gonetoosoon #depression #mentalhealthawareness #itsoknottobeok

Get to see the other ginge in my life tonight, can't wait to see you @natashalilof πŸ’œ It's ok @skully_tattoos you will have my ginge to keep you company #newfriends #gingers #tattoos #southamptontattoofestival

Sometimes I am an utter dick and he puts up with it. Love is a crazy thing #love #gingerbeard #ginger #altcouple #tattoos #southamptontattoofestival #love #coupleswithink #coupleswithtattoos

When you realise, you sound like a foghorn (thanks @jackt_tattoos for making me realise this) and don't need a microphone #compere #standupcomic #comedy #womenwithink #womenwithtattoos

Might be a boring post but I have got the one of the things I have always wanted, old skool video camera. Love old cameras..........such a good addition to my collection. Thank you @beatnikemporium once again #geek #cameras #collection

So have no idea what to do this afternoon! Should be doing washing or some shit but the pub called. I will do something productive after this pint. Did book the next part of my Beetlejuice tattoo with @sveewheeler though, something productive done! #saturdayoutfit #boredom #womenwithtattoos #womenwithink #womenwithpiercings #pub #peroni #loner #tattoos #blackandwhite #swallowtattoo #handtattoo #beetlejuice #skulls #killstardress πŸ’œ

Just found this amazing pic of my ginge, after going through the photos I backed up, after having to do a crappy factory reset! Love this pic as it reminds me of the Omen. I love The Omen films and the sunlight made this photo amazing. OK you can't see just how handsome my ginge is but come on.......it's a good photo! #gingerbeard #loveyou #myking #myginge #theomen #666 #omenesque #creepy #scary #altman #southseacastle #love β€πŸ’œπŸ€˜πŸ’œβ€πŸ˜˜

This girl! We are so different but she is one of the very few people in my life who makes me giggle like a twat! Late birthday drink. Beer making me forget how ill I feel πŸ˜‚ #loveher #friends #friday #alternativerockabilly #rockabilly #altgirl #girlswithpiercings #pub πŸ’œ

#truestory #mybraineveryday πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ

#tbt when I met @bam__margera in Portsmouth of all places. One of the best nights ever! 🀘🀘#throwbackthursday #bam #cky #may2017 #tattoos #gigs

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