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Clayton Cubitt  nyc | nola | nsfw Photographer/Director/Artist Available for commissions worldwide

Last day to order and receive by Xmas if you're domestic USA! If you're international you might get it by Boxer's Day or Farfegnugen Fest or whatever you have over there. Link in bio!

Ban Billionaires: Black Edition

Blacker than the Koch Brothers' hearts and softer too.

Link in bio. (And if you bought the white edition already, thank you, you've been sent a discount code for this one!)

I don't know if it was the skin or the tongue or the caption which triggered Tumblr's censorship algorithm on this one, but remember: algorithms aren't neutral forces of nature, they're encoded with the hangups and biases of the humans who own them.
Inherently obscene model: @indianpython

"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream she said
The one that makes me laugh she said and
Threw her legs around my neck"

I believe in kindess for the kind.
I believe in tolerance for the tolerant.

Can't spell "this too shall pass" without "ass"

If you kept a billion dollars in a giant Scrooge McDuck vault, and never earned any interest on it, and spent $1,000 per day, every day, it would take you 2,740 YEARS to spend it all!
To put it in perspective, the ancient Greek poet Homer wrote The Illiad about 2,740 years ago. If you'd started burning $1,000 per day every single day since then you'd only be running out of cash *now*
And that's just a single billion. Jeff Bezos is worth 150. That's 411,000 years (!) at our example rate. The first modern humans hadn't even evolved then. Do you think humanity will be around 411,000 years from now, if we let billionaires keep running everything?

You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves. –Mary Oliver

By popular demand: BAN BILLIONAIRES in hoodie format!

Softer than a billionaire's hands. Warmer than a billionaire's heart. Link in bio.

I can't believe
we've so
with censorship
that we have to waste
freeing the nipple
when we could be
the butthole

Do you hate the feeling that borders are hardening all around the world, dividing people up instead of uniting them? Do you love the joy of travel and human connection and new friends and spontaneous adventure? Well then my friend Grant (pictured above at 3am in our hotel room in Berlin) has launched a Kickstarter for a new travel show that's right up your alley.

Called "International Roaming," its format is: Grant, the world's most spontaneous Englishman, asks a random person on the street: where's a place you've always dreamed of traveling to? He then offers to accompany them and pay for it, as long as they can leave THAT VERY DAY! Travel is booked, hijinks ensue, and the whole thing is filmed for your enjoyment.

But it doesn't stop there! At the dream destination of the first subject, the process is repeated with another stranger, then the whole gang goes to THEIR dream destination, where it's repeated with a third stranger! It's sure to be an epic clusterfuck of hopscotch misadventure, truly testing the limits of all involved, and showing how small our big world is (or how big our small world is?)
Anyway, I've traveled around the world with Grant, and if *anyone* could pull this off it's him. In a moment of weakness I *may* have also offered to go along and film it if he really crushed his Kickstarter goal, and I HATE spontaneous travel, so if you really want to see me suffer, throw tons of money at the link in his bio, and follow: @internationalroamingshow

Build me a mountain, Lord, high enough to climb to the top
So I can reach for you
Can you see me Lord?
Can you see me psyche out?
–Meat Beat Manifesto
Model: @indianpython Hair/makeup: @katiewedlund

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