This day was so funzzzz!!!!!!! i forgot about two calls i had that day. I was so fully immersed in this clandestine trim experiment with the @swallowtailsociety
I had just got a waterproof phone camera and wanted to mess with it so i brought it along and shot some clips and tried not to drop it. When i realized in a panic i forgot about everything on land per usual and had nothing in my mind but racing back and forth on wave treadmill, chasing that #trimlife i remembered i had my stupid phone in my hand! I could prolly stay out for another hour easy if i called everyone and apologized and claimed no service. As i sat there, dodging the glassy sets that were rolling under me, while my mouth was making some amazing technology fail stories up, an article in a old 80s surf rag about Car phones being all the rage at that time came to mind. Cell phones were the devil, and our lives would soon be doomed with people taking calls from the line up. I puked a little in my mouth a little as i hung up my phone and a drone flew over my head and realized I was living in the future.