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Christiana Bartolini  I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.

#fbf youโ€™re welcome. my teeth are in there somewhere ๐Ÿคค

Sometimes I get jealous of him because of how spoiled he is but then he does stuff like this..... and Iโ€™m still jealous of him.

lol, I almost forgot. So thankful for my other half on this special V-day. One of my fave pics of us together. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’

I participated in Reddit Secret Santa this year. When my secret santa was matched with me, they asked me to send them a couple pictures of my cat and some examples of my favorite plants. I didn't ask any questions, of course.

It wasn't until today that I received my gift and immediately started crying when I opened the package. There in front of me was a woodburned piece of art featuring my cat (one of my favorite pictures of him with his tongue out) sitting next to my all-time favorite plant, and his name on a placard to boot.

What really hit home for me was that I do pyrography too! What are the odds? I donโ€™t know anyone else who does so receiving this gift just means that much more to me.

Now excuse me while I go cry into my cat.
#redditsecretsanta #redditsecretsanta2017

Omg you guys I almost forgot to post my Halloween costume! I was a sexy drunk raccoon, duh. What a treat. #trashpanda #raccoonhands

Went back to my backwoods roots and lost count of the bugs I ate #10outof10wouldrecommend #torqueovertwerk

Generally accurate response to catcallers

@kent.odessa, the disco darling

Forever and ever, amen.

My grandmother's vintage balance scale, which I always intentionally keep equaled out as a reminder that it's attainable to find that balance, but not without constant extreme hard work, diligence, resistance, and self-belief. To my females today and everyday and always, I fucking love you and stand with you and raise you up like the fierce and buoyant forces you are ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ

Much relatable, very spirit animal

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