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Chris Weis 

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There's nothing a waiter enjoys more than explaining an internet thing to every customer who wasn't paying attention for 12 hours. "No, it's not new cheese."

Have you noticed anything...different about me lately? Maybe the smell of...the briny seas? Or...perhaps a general relaxed vibe that overtakes the room when I enter...as if there's a...surfer in...your midst...?.......Sand?

He's going to try to claim he's left his business empire to his sons but his fingerprints are all over "He Will Never See the Springtime."

A genuine Wash Yo Ass Boi limited edition Xlerator dryer here in lil Lou. Very rare.

Wife Swap retrospective

Ok but also one about dripping ice cream all over the scratchies to be fair

Gone vegan but not gonna abandon my traditional meat fonts.

Not a good clean plate award.

Look at what grew out of my head! Just kidding! I'm holding it there with my hand!

65% of potential lemon shake up customers cite concerns about drink weight

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