Imagine someone rear ending you in traffic and then getting out and it’s this guy? I mean it says fuckin “Big Ballz” on his hood. Hahahahaha what a piece of shit. Like you know this guy’s dick is 4.5 inches. One thing is for SURE tho, the guy who owns this car is definitely stocky as shit. There is NO way a tall lanky guy would have a car like this. The owner of THIS car is wider than he is tall and he wears cargo pants and a flat brimmed hat and loves DC shoes and doesn’t get tan (he gets pink) and has had sex with 11 women total and listens to Korn. #bigballz
Ahhhh I was just telling him how it’s gun’bee in 2019. Heh heh heh. Hey best friend, Bry— REALLY proud of ya for steppin’ up your social media game! Check out his special I think it’s on a website somewhere. #slammed ・・・ @bryancallen ・・・ This is why I must give @chrisdelia a light beating. S’fr hz’own good.
Listen to my podcast. Join my cult. Here’s a story I told on my podcast “Congratulations”. This is how I imagine myself speaking to all of you Babies even tho I’m alone in a room behind a microphone and a producer is watching me. Subscribe to my podcast or die. Link in bio. Thank you @skatercameup for this! ・・・ Religion can be so beautiful 😩 #truebabyshit #chrisdelia #cult @chrisdelia