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Chris D'Elia  Single mom.

Thanks for the 1.1 million followers guys!!!!

This is the kinda pic you get when you come up and ask for one when I’m on the fuckin phone.

I wear this while serving h8ters piping hot GRAND SLAMS! Now you can too! At

Waitin for my flight. All good.

We’ve all done this by mistake but who’s so oblivious that they LEAVE THE FUCKIN HOUSE THIS WAY? My opener. That’s who. I was crying. 😂😂😂

That Ehe Life.

Check out my lower lip, baby. Yup. Worked out so hard that I wasn’t thinking about my mouth and I fuckin drooled a bunch the whole time. I don’t give a fuck. That’s how you do it. When I work out and when I make love I fuckin drool everywhere. If you are thinking about keeping your mouth shut so you don’t drool during EITHER of these things then you are not getting shit done. Chris D’Elia said it that’s who. Drool more during working out and love-making or you ain’t shit. Also like if you’re passionate about baking and you drool while you bake or some shit then yuuuup you’re doing it right. Applies to lots of shit. #droolmore

Follow the Leader is outchea ADDIN SHOWS THE BABIES CANT GET ENOUGH!!! Link to tickets in my bio. Come or die. Also if you come one day you’ll still die!!! #followtheleadertour

Couldn’t help myself. Swipe left. Sound on.

This is me and my friend Matt and honestly everything about this picture is fuckin unbelievable.

Love this show!
#Repost @alonetogethertv
just in case you wanna know if dean will do esther's podcast. #alonetogether

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