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Chris D'Elia  Single mom.

Charleston and Denver added shows. Go to chrisdelia.com for tickets. Link in bio too. #followtheleadertour #denver #charleston

Imagine someone rear ending you in traffic and then getting out and it’s this guy? I mean it says fuckin “Big Ballz” on his hood. Hahahahaha what a piece of shit. Like you know this guy’s dick is 4.5 inches. One thing is for SURE tho, the guy who owns this car is definitely stocky as shit. There is NO way a tall lanky guy would have a car like this. The owner of THIS car is wider than he is tall and he wears cargo pants and a flat brimmed hat and loves DC shoes and doesn’t get tan (he gets pink) and has had sex with 11 women total and listens to Korn. #bigballz

Helping my family pack some shit up. Look at the intensity in my face in the first clip 😂. Also my brother was wrong the lamp was shitty. I’m a fuckin handy-man!

Happy Sunday!

Some detectives just can’t retire. The life it’s hard to quit. 🕵🏼‍♂️

Ahhhh I was just telling him how it’s gun’bee in 2019. Heh heh heh. Hey best friend, Bry— REALLY proud of ya for steppin’ up your social media game! Check out his special I think it’s on a website somewhere. #slammed ・・・
This is why I must give @chrisdelia a light beating. S’fr hz’own good.

You’ve already done the thing that will ruin you.

Listen to my podcast. Join my cult. Here’s a story I told on my podcast “Congratulations”. This is how I imagine myself speaking to all of you Babies even tho I’m alone in a room behind a microphone and a producer is watching me. Subscribe to my podcast or die. Link in bio. Thank you @skatercameup for this!
Religion can be so beautiful 😩

I mean COME on dude I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣 there’s 75 people on the poster. I mean there’s even a fuckin raccoon on it lmaoooooo. #marvel

This photo is cool because I legitimately could not look more like a fucking possum. Way to go DNA!! (Photo: @troyconrads)

Made this guy his complete bitch with one move lol I’m laughing. So alpha. Never seen ANYthing like this. Wow.

Even Sam and Butters know! Fuck them ‘cudas! #congratulationspod 🚫 🐠

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