John Martz Once I was a schleppa.
no actually do not ever do this
oh so *that's* what a $48,000 tub looks like
guess it's bath time
me barely making it to the weekend
tbt to that time I was in Boston on Monday
look, I made a hat
"I went to our nation's capitol and all I got was this stupid selfie"
🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY I GUESS 🎂