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Cherry Healey πŸ’‹  πŸ“— BookπŸ‘‰πŸ» #letterstomyfanny πŸ“Ί How To Holiday Better BBC1 πŸ”₯Co-founder @thehotbedcollective πŸ¦„ Podcast #letterstomyfanny πŸ•ΊπŸΌ Pondering #fashionmaths

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TOOOONIGHT....episode 2 of Inside The Factory- it's all about glorious glorious pasta - after 36 years of cooking it wrong I got a masterclass...and Greg and I go to the biggest pasta factory in Europe - plus I stand in a basil field and get eaten alive by bugs ITS A CRACKER πŸ˜‚πŸ€ΈπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸŒŸ#insidethefactory

Holiday confession- I have seen almost nothing of Barcelona. We arrived at the hotel on Saturday and drank Aperol on the roof. We then went out, ate tapas and went dancing until 5am (which meant we'd been up a stonking 23 hours). We then slept and lolled by the pool most of yesterday with more tapas and more aperol. I had a massage and discovered the best, softest dressing gown in all the land. But today we are going to TRY to explore and do more than eat tapas. Loving my holiday thus far and starting to feel extremely refreshed and un-fried. Which is nice. πŸ€—

Yes that box at the back is what you think it is. During last nights launch we collected some brilliant stories on the theme of 'the first time I...' one of my favs being that the first orgasm one of woman had was with her mothers vibrator! That is just a starter for ten. Find more on our @thehotbedcollective website soon (link in bio) - here's another pic from last night featuring the star of the show, our furry story box and a motley crew of @steph_dontbuyherflowers @stylemesunday @ladygaga @clemmie_telford @sommerfruits @housecurious @dresslikeamum and Kevin Bacon at the bottom but he's not on instagram I think. Sad face. #sexafterkids #parenting #talkabout #storytime

Last night was absolutely glorious - thank you to all who came to @thehotbedcollective launch (and love to all who tried but had to crawl over obstacles such as bailed childcare 😫🚧)- thank you to the fabulous @tonightjosephine for hosting our shindig and to clever brilliant @__ladyland__ for designing such a cracking venue πŸ”₯πŸ’•πŸŒˆ I'll post more later but right now I am knee deep in sand and suncream which is not my favourite combo πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ

Making life better one orgasm at a time. Because we at @thehotbedcollective care passionately about the pay gap AND the orgasm gap. YES, the orgasm gap. We'd like to use some of our time on earth to help open up conversation and close that gap. Amen to that. Excited for our little celebration party tonight at @tonightjosephine *a gorgeous bar designed by the wonderful @__ladyland__ πŸ’•πŸŒŸπŸ’•

πŸ”₯🌟Over on the @thehotbedcollective website Helen Thorn of le @scummymummies showers us with tips on sex after kids, what she'd do in return for someone cleaning the bin lid and her worst sex experience (it involved insects). 🌟πŸ”₯#sexafterkids #sex #open #bugs #catvideos ***link in bio

🌟🌟🌟Get your bumcheeks over to @tantrumxyz if you want to win one of ten tickets to the first ever @thehotbedcollective + @__ladyland__ event at the bloody lovely new @tonightjosephine bar in Waterloo tomorrow night. Proper excited I even exfoliated so when you embrace me feel free to comment on how otter smooth I am. Good luck and if you win a ticket comment below and I'll make sure I buy you a free cocktail. I know right. πŸ˜πŸ’•πŸ”₯πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸŒŸπŸ€ΈπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸŒˆ

Little Mr Happypants. πŸ€—

Ready for @campbestival like a badass (this is literally the only thing I have organised - you can sleep in/cook on/wrap up in a synthetic wig yes?) #parenting #badly #gaga

I was a nightmare presenter today. I turned up entirely non-slept (part unwell toddler/ part very restless night/ part tummy bug), then ate non-stop due to extreme tiredness (4 pain au choc not exaggerating, five sandwiches but they were only little so basically don't count, a pear, four more sandwiches and crisps all before 5pm), had an hour nap on a plastic sofa in the middle of a public gallery, tried to battle on but also made noises of 'oh god oh god', lay down at various intervals, was not very well in the shared loo (I'm sorry mainly to the scientist that walked in after πŸ™ˆπŸ˜« but it's real and it's what happens when your toddler is a walking virus sharer) and then was a massive grumpy impatient diva when my cab went to the wrong street. To anyone on the team reading this I'm sorry- you're amazing and I was a soggy sock today - to anyone also doing parenting and work and pretending to not be a parent with an unhappy constitution I feel you but also that's not an excuse from me for being a taxi bitch. God I love and appreciate my job but like any job sometimes life gets you (although I have developed an awful diva habit of going mum-on-the-edge with taxi chasing : not sure if that's me being a diva or being exasperated after years of the 'so where are you again' game. I don't like that game after a long day. No I don't. So I do wonder if a man was cross at a taxi companies relentless inefficiency would they worry about being a diva? Or would they be on point because they were making a valid man comment about business managent? But, back in the real world of most people who do not get cabs, it is a bit spoilt for realz. So this selfie is a nice one because I deserve it but there is no filter because I certainly do not deserve it. On the up side from my lady friend WhatsApp it seems everyone is having a really poo day (many literally) and according to the oracle of wisdom @theyesmummum it's something to do with the full moon in Capricorn - I cannot do her words of sage advice justice but if youre having a crap day and need some insight and are open minded go follow her. Sending love to all that need it.

🌟TOOOONIGHT🌟on #bbc2 - Inside The Factory series 3 starts with an absolute cracker - pop the kettle on, pop your feet up and find out how the miggins the UK gets it much loved and prolifically consumed tea 😝☝️🌟

My favourite brunch - toast and jam and eggs and admin catch-up - very busy week coming up - filming for a new Truth About doc, Inside the Factories series 3 starts on bbc2 on Tues 8pm, voice over, our first @thehotbedcollective party at @tonightjosephine with @__ladyland__ and prepping for @campbestival 🌟πŸ”₯🌈and a little holiday to Spain the week after (I'll be mostly sleeping and eating tapas) - great week to have no childcare, nursery or school (thank god for the amazing humans all stepping into help - thank you thank you) ☺️❀️#parents #parenting #childcare #juggle

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