I was a nightmare presenter today. I turned up entirely non-slept (part unwell toddler/ part very restless night/ part tummy bug), then ate non-stop due to extreme tiredness (4 pain au choc not exaggerating, five sandwiches but they were only little so basically don't count, a pear, four more sandwiches and crisps all before 5pm), had an hour nap on a plastic sofa in the middle of a public gallery, tried to battle on but also made noises of 'oh god oh god', lay down at various intervals, was not very well in the shared loo (I'm sorry mainly to the scientist that walked in after 🙈😫 but it's real and it's what happens when your toddler is a walking virus sharer) and then was a massive grumpy impatient diva when my cab went to the wrong street. To anyone on the team reading this I'm sorry- you're amazing and I was a soggy sock today - to anyone also doing parenting and work and pretending to not be a parent with an unhappy constitution I feel you but also that's not an excuse from me for being a taxi bitch. God I love and appreciate my job but like any job sometimes life gets you (although I have developed an awful diva habit of going mum-on-the-edge with taxi chasing : not sure if that's me being a diva or being exasperated after years of the 'so where are you again' game. I don't like that game after a long day. No I don't. So I do wonder if a man was cross at a taxi companies relentless inefficiency would they worry about being a diva? Or would they be on point because they were making a valid man comment about business managent? But, back in the real world of most people who do not get cabs, it is a bit spoilt for realz. So this selfie is a nice one because I deserve it but there is no filter because I certainly do not deserve it. On the up side from my lady friend WhatsApp it seems everyone is having a really poo day (many literally) and according to the oracle of wisdom @theyesmummum it's something to do with the full moon in Capricorn - I cannot do her words of sage advice justice but if youre having a crap day and need some insight and are open minded go follow her. Sending love to all that need it.