At a Major League Baseball Game, an Unsuspecting Catcher Holds his Hat at his Chest During The Star Spangled Banner, However the Celebrity Honored with Throwing the First Pitch is Unfamiliar with American Culture and Releases the Ball at "the Dawn's Early Light"
During a Seemingly Passionate Session of Licking his Anus and Inner Hind Leg Region, this Cat is Distracted by a Large Ball of Yarn and Proceeds to Roll around on the Floor with it, Claiming Ownership by Rubbing it Against his Cheek and Pawing at it while Alternating between Sideways and Inverted Body Positions
While a Soccer Ball is Used as a Prop on a Sesame Street Segment Designed to Teach Children About the Shape of a Sphere, it is Violently Kicked by Elmo after he Learns that Big Bird will not Satisfy his Ambiguously Sexual Request to be Tickled
After Using his Left Hand to Vigorously Scratch a Rectal Itch Caused by Poor Hygiene, this Thin Inner City Vagrant at a Bus Station, Wearing a Tall Knitted Beanie is Overcome by Curiosity and Consequently Smells the Underside of his Fingernails, an Unfortunate Form of Entertainment to which he has Grown Accustomed
Propelled at a Rate of 2mm per Minute by the Aggressive Flagellating of its Tail, this Sperm Cell Proudly Carries 23 Unpaired Chromosomes on a Post-Coitus Journey to a Lucky Ovum, to Pass on the Traits of Height and Intelligence - Possessed by the Owner of the Gonads from which it was Produced